A Mother of a Multiple Meme

Swiped from Yowie.  I’m bored…entertain me.

A is for age: 37
B is for booze: cosmopolitan
C is for career: paralegal/office manager/legal secretary/receptionist/stickabroomupmyassandIsweeptoo!
D is for dad’s name: William Thomas aka Thomas William aka Tom
E is for essential items to bring to a party: a gift for the host/hostess/celebrant
F is for favourite song at the moment: Something To Be…entire CD
G is for girlfriend: *weeps* thanks for reminding me of my lack thereof
H is for hometown: Lynn
I is for instruments you play: a smidge of piano
J is for jam or jelly you like: marionberry preserves
K is for kids: wow…as if I’m not depressed enough tonight.  none.
L is for living arrangements: husband on melancholy’s ark
M is for mom’s name: Mildred Grace aka Milly
N is for name of your best friend: Brian
O is for overnight hospital stays: uhm, guesstimate is…8
P is for phobia[s]: midgets, trolls, dwarfs, little people, cockroaches, suffocation/being buried alive.  (welcome to my mind.)
Q is for quote you like: "Eff you, you mutha humping rooster-sucking bahstid and son of the devil."  What?
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: Brian and I are still going strong.
S is for sexual position: variation on doggy style.
T is for time you wake up: 7:00 AM-ish, even during the weekends.
U is for unique trait: I can lay my right elbow backwards flat on a surface…or flip it over at will.
V is for favourite vegetable: broccoli
W is for worst trait: lack of patience
X is for x-rays you’ve had: Meh, too many to want to count right now.
Y is for yummy food you make: baked macaroni & cheese
Z is for zodiac sign: aquarius.

Firsts
First job: babysitter
First screen name: AvalonJewel
First funeral: I haven’t been to one yet…thankfully.
First pet: Boy, a black german shepherd
First piercing: ears
First tattoo: none
First credit card: Visa
First kiss: Charles – 2nd grade – cheek
First enemy: Heidi
First favourite musician: Donny Osmond

Lasts
Last car ride: this morning at 10:00 AM
Last kiss: at 11:03 AM this morning
Last movie watched: Meet the Fockers…loved it.
Last beverage drank: Welch’s Harvest Blend
Last food consumed: *shame faced* Ring Dings
Last phone call: the radio station survey man
Last time showered: yesterday
Last CD played: Something to Be…duh, who else?  Rob Thomas
Last website visited: Open Diary

Now
Single or Taken: Twice married
Sex: None yet today…I’m hoping.
Birthday: 22nd January 1968
Sign: Enter At Your Own Risk
Siblings: One disowned, one dead since infancy.
Hair colour: blonde
Eye colour: blue/grey
Shoe size: 7 – 8 depending on the shoe
Height: 5’2"
Wearing: a really old, ugly pair of sage green leggings that have a weird dotty texture to them, pink extra-thick, fluffy socks, white granny panties, a white T-shirt.  Wanna date? 
Drinking: Nothing right now thanks.  I have to pee.

*sigh*  Well, there’s 20 minutes or so wasted.  Guess I will go play Literati.