American Idol: New York

First off, how much plastic surgery has Carol Bayer Sager had?  Jesus she looks just like Alexis Carrington of Dynasty days.  Yeesh.
 
Oh, that little girl who was afraid to tell her dad made me cry.  The crack baby has some competition.  This girl may not have the best voice, but it’s not always the best singer that wins.
 
Of the two girlfriends, I liked the untrained one much better, although I didn’t like her song.  The trained one didn’t move me.
 
The rest was sort of a blur.  There were a couple of good ones in there, but they are killing me — this is too much AI.  Even for me!  Come on already — let’s get to the finals!