American Idol: ‘Cuz I’m a Cowboy,,,

How are the girls going to sing Bon Jovi?  Hmmmm . . . This should be interesting.
 
Phil — Blaze of Glory — Wow, you go, Phil!  His best performance.yet.  His voice sounded great.  Where has he been all this time, hiding behind I don’t know what.  I still don’t want to look at him though.  Great start to the show.
 
Jordin — Living on a Prayer —  The whole beginning was way too low for her.  When she’d get to the refrain, it was much better.  But all in all it was her worse performance yet.
 
LaKisha — This Ain’t a Love Song — Ha, she’s seen Bon Jovi on Oprah — funny.  Don’t know the song, but she sang it well.  I would have loved her to sing it a little slower.  The second half was really good.  I didn’t like seeing her squat in pants though.  I liked this even better the second time I watched it.
 
Blake — You Give Love a Bad Name — He looked really young with his name hair color.  But I think he was cuter with it lighter.  What’s with the cutesy crap though — I could have done without it.  He could have torn this song up, but he had to pull that crap.  Didn’t work for me.  Does anyone care about beat box these days?  Wasn’t that cool, like, 10 years ago?  I guess if I were that crying little wench from a few weeks ago, I’d love it.  I give him 3 poopies.
 
Chris — Wanted Dead or Alive — I think he did a good job.  Maybe his best performance.  Nowhere near Daughtry, of course, but I didn’t hate him tonight.  Nice little bluesy touches.
 
Melinda — Have a Nice Day — She knocked it clear out of the park.  I have to say I sat there shocked.  She was the one I was most worried about.  Okay, her and Lakisha.  Melinda was like a mini-Tina Turner singing a Bon Jovi song.  She sounded great, had great attitude — she kicked ass tonight.
 
Two are going home — wow.  Ok, Chris and . . . well.  This is difficult.  Phil did well.  Chris and Jordin were probably the worst.  LaKisha may be on the block because people might have given up on her.  Personally I’d send Chris and Blake home tonight, just because I think the others were so much better.  Oh wait, Jordin wasn’t good . . .
 
Ok, based on nothing other than who I think are the least popular, I’d say Chris and either Phil or LaKisha will leave.
 
Oh, what the hell is Bush doing ruining my night, making that simian face.  Urrrrrggh.       
So what did you all think?