Can’t Take The Heat, yO

I’m going to K-Days, yes K-Days, not Capital X. I’m old school, what can I say?

Luckily Bedouin Sound Clash is playing, so I’ll get to check them out. I’m not a big fan of traveling amusement parks; something about them makes me uneasy. All that equipment getting put up and then taken down so quickly seems like a breeding ground for badness to happen. But since nothing bad ever happens, I suppose I’m just being paranoid.

I’ll go. I’ll enjoy the crowd. I’ll hope to be turned into a slingshot.

It’ll also give me a chance to use my step dads I-Pod that I keep saying is broken. It’s not; it’s just in a language he can’t understand. Ya know, cause he’s old. Kind of.

Speaking of old, I went to the emergency room twice last weekend. Actually…old has nothing to do with this story. Talk bout a bad segue. Anyway, I was at the emerg twice for the same reason, and just as I got there I felt completely normal. Once I left, I was once again dying. What the hell, right? I’m convinced that my body is conspiring against my sanity. Though I spent a few hours at the hospital, I kept myself entertained.

It was so bloody hot in there that I almost tried to tried to climb inside of that oddly placed ice machine thing they had there. I couldn’t sit still, I moved from corner to corner searching for what seemed like the most elusive breeze I’ve ever tried to chase. Not that I chase breezes a lot. Anyway, I’d move from one spot to another to another to yet another. I was getting looks but I cared not; that breeze was goooood. Every time it’d disappear though, I’d whisper, “there’s a disturbance in the force”.

One lady, sitting next to me, must have overheard me because she said, “Oh, I love Star Trek!” I assumed that she meant Star Wars, but the next 30 minutes of her talking about how she just loved “Picards shiny, bald, sexy head” proved otherwise. Perhaps her force was disturbed.

Anyway, I just came to try to get you waste your time here. I hope your weekend is going well, though.

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