Recent Entries

• Alienz Are Coming!…To China

  July 14, 2010

  For real... Or giant jelly fish. Or something absolutely explainable, like...well, I don't know. But something. I think this thing shut down a local Hangzhou airport for a bit (The music doesn't actually lead up to anything, so.) Normally these videos are worth a post, but this was pretty cool.

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• Letter #82

  June 27, 2010

  Hey there, my friend It has been such a long time since we spoke...or wrote. That may be more accurate. I wish you were coming home soon so I could tell you this face to face so you could see the sincerity in my face and hear it in my voice. I understand why you're…

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• On Saving a Life

  June 23, 2010

  Maybe you're too afraid, I would be if I was you. I remember when I was like you, I never had to worry about the shit you do. I didn't have to look at the world and see what you do. My oceans were blue and I could breathe the air. Sure, the news showed…

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• A Homage to Whyte Ave, My Home (dial-up beware)

  June 16, 2010

  Yo, so...I don't know if you know but I live in probably the best neighborhood in the world, possibly even in the multiverse. Mostly known as a place to get drunk as the ave has some 150+ bars in about 20 blocks. But there's a lot more shit than that that makes it cool. My…

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• Killin Writers Block w/ White-Knuckled Awesomeness

  June 14, 2010

  BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... That was my mouth exploding with emptiness. As it has been for the last few months It's like when your mouth is full of cotton balls and your lips are frozen...you try to speak but the words just sound like shit. Or it's like when you take ...

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• Canada+Women+Gold=Awesome

  February 25, 2010

  Not much to say, but I thought I'd share these pictures because they're great. Course, many are all in a huff about it..."How disrespectful", Show some pride" yadda yadda yadda. The IOC is all "well, we don't like our athletes to behave this way in public" but c'mon, they...

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• Criticize Me…then spank me, k?

  February 1, 2010

  So here's my intro to my porn paper...surely subject to change. People always say to write an intro last. Don't do it, be badass like me and do it first. Live on the edge of academia, yo. Anyway.. The philosophical debate about whether or not, and to what extent, pornography should be censored ha...

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• Bitching For The Sake Of It

  January 11, 2010

  Fuck you! For subjecting your viewers to near 24 hour programming geared toward annointing Nostrodamus the next messiah and the various 2012, end-of-the-world theories. Last time I checked, you were called The History Channel not The Future Channel. The theme is good, it works, so stick with...

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• Falling for the Wrong People

  December 3, 2009

  Any of you have a habit of falling for people you'd be better of not falling for? You know, married people, Christians (if you're an atheist/ vice versa), best friends sister, a teacher, your escort? That kind of thing.  I do. I've had the habit my whole life. I also have the occasional habi...

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