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they say…

Jennifer*Shane
May 6, 2006
I got lots of notes on my last entry about the fact that 'they say' getting pooed on by a bird is lucky, because if you think about it... what are your chances of getting pooed on by a bird? Okay, I can follow that logic... But does that mean then that getting struck by…
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a bird shat upon my head… *e*

Jennifer*Shane
May 3, 2006
Seriously. You can't make this shit up. (lol shit... oh boy) I was walking back from class, and let me just tell you I was looking *good* I was mad that I'd gotten all pretty-fied last night and that it had gone to waste, so I wore to class today what I had planned to…
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lysol–better than Raid!

Jennifer*Shane
May 2, 2006
I totally saw a roach in my bathroom yesterday. A little one. But a roach nonetheless. I sprayed him with Lysol, and then he was dead. w00t. And then I stuck him with a toothpick and flushed him down the toilet for good measure (because you know they say that roaches will survive nuclear holocaus...
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mis communication *edit*

Jennifer*Shane
May 2, 2006
i don't f*in wanna talk about it. *flops down on the bed and cries* stupid stupid stupid.... *edit* okays i don't feel like typing this all again, so i'm gonna paste my convo with carlini 7:05:27 PM rahrah24seven: we were supposed to meet at six 7:05:44 PM rahrah24seven: me being me, assumed that...
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some days you’re the bug…

Jennifer*Shane
May 2, 2006
some days you're the windshield 4 entries in one day, I am on a *roll* lol (promise this is the last one, and then I'll disappear for a few days so you can properly miss me again) I swear, this day must be my karmic retribution for killing the roach last night, lol. While I…
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as if i needed an excuse..

Jennifer*Shane
April 30, 2006
I am now officially a moderator in the "College Life" forum on the OD boards! w00t! (I am going to have no life, aren't I?) Ooh, I totally just heard that! you said I already don't have a life >:O In other news, I had a boy-sighting today! =-o I haven't seen him once since…
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such a pretty color! *bloody edit*

Jennifer*Shane
April 28, 2006
In my humble opinion, one of the prettiest colors on the face of the earth is blood red. Except when it's coming out of a cut that happens to be somewhere that would suggest to an unknowning bystander that you need more than one type of doctor to fix it (if you know what I…
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well isn’t this exciting…

Jennifer*Shane
April 27, 2006
OpenDiary now has message boards/forums (fora?). w00t! I think there's a worldwide conspiracy to get me to spend as much time on the internet as possible. I joined LJ today, since I have more than a few friends over that way, and although LJ does allow 'anonymous' notes, I don't particularly care...
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fi’ dolla!! *e*

Jennifer*Shane
April 25, 2006
Tonight was my first night waiting tables by myself. Well actually, last night was. Except last night I was technically still in "training" so all of my orders had to be rung under my "trainer's" ID, and by extension, (since I was being paid over $6/hr as a trainee, and she was only getting $2.65...
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i swear…

Jennifer*Shane
April 25, 2006
i swear some of my favorites totally got randomly deleted from my faves list, and then when i go to add them back the stupid thing tells me they're there already. um no, they definately weren't or i would have seen them. stupid effing OD... anybody else having this problem? *HUGS* TOTAL! give rah...
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