CrippledStupid Is Not Cool
Mmm, this feels better. How I’ve missed you my pretty black background. It’s been awhile. I hope you stick around.
Hm, does referring to my background color as some animate thing suggest that my maturity level is, perhaps, not where it should be?
Anyway it’s come to my attention that the host of this diary talks a big, perhaps even a huge, game when it comes to himself. Yes, he plays it cool when hiding behind his 24-inch computer screen (C’mon, compensating for something there, CS?). Tries to act all hardcore by posting “punk-rock” videos after his diatribes. Sometimes he posts pictures of himself that are so incredibly sexy one just has to wonder “photoshop much?”
I’m sure he has you all fooled, and of course you are, he makes the most convincing case anyone could make. But in reality, it’s a much different picture. You see, CrippledStupid is really a giant dork. Oh, don’t believe me? He has almost let the truth slip the other day with his One Tree Hill love affair.
But that’s not the worst of it, no. Here are some other examples.
Much like his love for One Tree Hill, he has a soft spot for romantic comedies. I’d say ask him, but he’ll deny it til his death. If you ever end up dating him, and you want to watch Last Kiss, he’ll fight with you, ask to watch a plethora of “guy movies”, but on the inside, he’ll secretly be hoping you don’t give in to his requests.
If you spend enough time with him, you’ll find he has this habit of sneaking up behind people and letting out this weird, high pitched, inward scream thing that will most likely scare the living shit out of you. While you’re damning him to hell, he’ll be quietly giggling with a huge smile on his face. If it does end up scaring you, he’ll be most pleased with himself.
He makes mixed CD’s all the time for car trips. Usually they have music much like the videos he posts here, but every once and awhile a song’ll be on there straight out of left field. Most recent example? “Jump” by Kris Kross. A young (12-14) rap group in the early 90’s that wore their clothes backwards. But Vanilla Ice also makes appearances, along with Hanson and others.
If you end up dating him and you’re in the throes of passion, I’d be afraid to let him get on top of you and close to your face. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, make the moment all beautiful and shit, and then he’ll move in to kiss you. Beware of this because he will not hesitate to, instead, lick your entire face if he feels you aren’t expected it. I know, eh? What a sick bastard.
Okay, I’ve got time for one more you know how he’s always trying to sound smarter than he is, talking about religion or politics or physics or whatever? Yeah, I’m sure you’ve thought “oh god, doesn’t this guy ever have a normal conversation?” But again, don’t be fooled by this. Ask him about the latest celebrity gossip or something like that and, after first, he’ll be like “uhh, whats-his-name and the girl from Tomb Raider? No I didn’t know. Why do you know this?” Oh, but he knows! He knows it all, if you press him.
Oh, and, he also refers to himself in whatever person he’s talking in now. He guesses third person, but he really has no clue.
So, in closing
Only a few examples, but it does paint a very different picture. Don’t believe the hype, people, he is dork personified!
Kris Kross / Jump
Wow. That licking the face thing is enough to make a girl go whatever the female version of limp is.
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oh my god, do I remember that video! I LOVED that video. It still holds up too. awesome. I already knew you were secretly just a warm fuzzy goofball.
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I think I love you
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Yuck on the licking.
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What?! You mean…you actually mean that…you’re HUMAN just like the rest of us??? (rips his pedastal from under his wheelchair and gives him a noogie rub on his cute little head) Welcome to the fold! 😛
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We likes you anyways. 🙂
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LoL—I can’t believe I sat here and watched all that video and at this time in the morning! ~Whispers but I liked it lol don’t tell anyone ;)~ Blessings and talk to ya soon. Hugs and love ya!
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lol!!!! ahhh soo funny…lol lol oh man….romantic comedies??? really?? yikes..but thats okay, we all have our dark secrets. mine is…i used to be an obsessed hanson fan. yep….i had over 2,000 pictures on my bedroom wall…*sigh*…yep..its true. so the throwing a hanson tune on a mixed CD bit made my yell out loud in surprise lol also, i never gave you my take on how i view thespirituality and how religion fits into it all..but i lost my wind for it..honestly..i don’t care today lol and haven’t care for a little while and then felt it was silly for me to retell you my thoughts when you’ve read my entries..so ..whatever.
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i like knowing that there are more layers to you than just the smart and angry atheist thing. 🙂 with that being said, I think we’d be great friends. We share many interests. Especially the mix CDs. I love making random mixes. African choir chants, followed by an 80s pop success, followed by old Elton John. Variety is the spice of life!
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CrippledStupid IS cool. 😀
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although none of this is a shock to me (as you know) im impressed that you admitted it all.. though lets be honest. you just want everyone to tell you how much cuter and cooler it makes you 😉 i need to do something exciting. what do you figure a place ticket to *NOT* BC costs? 😛
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Thank you SO much for stopping by my diary and calling my attention to the way i stated something. I guess it did sound like the easy way out, huh? I left that note the way i did assuming the person that believed in evolution wanted to argue their point. We as CHRISTians certainly DO need to share with someone why we believe as we do to non-believers. I also think it is important that it …
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…be shared in a loving, non-judgemental way. Please forgive me if i came across arrogant or narrow minded because i am not like that at all. I hope you will come back to my diary often and that something i write will put a smile in your heart or perhaps offer encouragement in something you may be going through. Thanks again for stopping by! Have a happy rest of your day! =)
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awwww! A hard crusty outside and a soft, gooey, sugary inside? It’s the best of both worlds! I’m glad someone else likes to remember the good parts of the 90s, instead of friggin’ grudge rock all the damn time. V.I. lives around here now. Every time he farts it’s in the news, like we care.
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I had Jump stuck in my head as soon as you mentioned it, but then you posted a video? I think I`m in love. (With Kriss Kross, of course.) I don`t even remember how I got here, but hi.
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Hi again! I LOVE Dove’s notes! They are always so sweet and cheer me up. She is certainly a Godly young lady and a faithful friend! Have a great Friday! =)
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ryn: unfortunately, it was directed at someone here. evidently the fact that my family has money but still complains about, you know, cancer, is inappropriate and unbelievable to some. sooo it goes.
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haha very nice. Anyone without their share of quirks is suppressing every human instinct within them for sure. I think you may have been in the fourth person at one point…..but I may also have lost count…never liked math much….. Thanks for the laugh, and the very wholesome entertainment!
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SO WHAT? you think you’re too cool for OD now, or what? ONE COMPLIMENT goes to this guys head like, whoa. Nah, really, tho. Where’d you take off to? Gasp! Don’t you dare say livejournal!
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ryn: yeah, she got to me. I am a little ashamed about letting that happen but spilling all that rage sure felt good.
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I love how it’s all written in the third person. Definitely my favorite part. :c)
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RYN: Different situation as you say. That teacher should have been fired.
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I call lies! You were very excited about watching a guy movie. Bodied is not a romantic comedy =P
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