Survey says?

:: 1. Do you know anyone in prison?

Thankfully no. o_O

:: 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush’s myspace?

Myspace? LOL!!

:: 3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?

I could get some tomorrow morning if I wanted it but I don’t usually have it.

:: 4. Do you have a desk in your room?

A long time ago I did…

:: 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?

I’ve played Strip Blackjack.. yes. 😮

:: 6. What kind of car insurance do you have?

I’d have to have a car first

:: 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?

Yupp. 🙂

:: 8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?

Nope. I don’t know where Greg is.

:: 9. Do you throw up gang signs?

LOL I wouldn’t even know how

:: 10. Have you ever broken a rib?

um no

:: 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?

When I was younger I would wonder what it would be like to have a penis rather than a vagina.. but not anymore.

:: 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?

Kurt. Spoiled. To. The. Core.

:: 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?

One million dollars? Love is a fickle bitch.

:: 14. Have you ever had sex in church?

OMFG.. no.

:: 15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine??

I am freer than the breeze! But I do like a man in uniform… hell yeah.

:: 16. Do you watch the Grammy’s?

Nope. Not interested.

:: 17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?

First off, I’m not qualified for that, and secondly I am not too sure what that is.

:: 18. Which one word would describe your last relationship:

disaster

:: 19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?

2 years. I don’t date elderly men.. tyvm.

:: 20. Have you ever had a eating disorder?

no

:: 21. Do you have a porn collection?

Um… well I used to have a vibrator but I lost the fucker… too bad bc it was nice.

:: 22. How many proms have you been to in your life?

None really. Not bc I didn’t have a date but I never finished hs. I went to several school parties but I’m pretty sure none were proms.

:: 23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship?

Unfortunately for him yes. He was Filipino and his parents hated me.

:: 24. Is your birthday on a holiday?

If I was born a day earlier, I would be a Canada Day baby and if I was born two days later I’d be an Independance Day baby.

:: 25. Are you old enough to vote?

No shit Sherlock..

:: 26. What do your naughty bits look like?

Close your eyes and fantasize about your favorite celeb bc that is one q I refuse to even bother with.

:: 28. Do you worry about global warming?

Of course. 🙁

:: 29. Do you like polar bears?

Yes they are the best bear ever

:: 30. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes, my last love J broke up with me for some younger bitch.

:: 31. What kind of birth control do you use?

I don’t. Well, maybe abstinence?

:: 32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?

Ganja.

:: 33. Are you an atheist?

I am a Jew.

:: 34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?

Nope.

:: 35. Do you think your childhood dreams will come true?

Nah, I am too old to begin studying for a vet license.

:: 36. Do you wear your sweetie’s clothes?

I generally wear my own.

:: 37. What’s your opinion on gold diggers?

I know a few celebrity gold diggers. Leo DiCaprio’s gf is one.

:: 38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?

I am a country mouse all the way.

:: 39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?

n/a

:: 40. Do you floss daily?

No bc my teeth are too tiny to floss.

 

Enjoy!

Sammy