If I could have just one wish granted

it would be that I could eat whatever the fuck I wanted and never gain weight for the rest of my life. Seriously. Selfish I know, but I don’t want to wish for money because #1 I don’t want to be in a higher tax bracket and #2 That’s earning money the lazy way and I’m not lazy so if I’m going to become a millionaire I’ll do it on my own thanks. But for realz…. all the Indian butter chicken, mac and cheese, chocolate croissants, ice cream, nachos, etc… that I want at any time without the calories. You can’t say that’s not a dream come true.