Argh drunk. Argh Jordan. Argh foooooood.

I really want to write an entry about how much Jordan has just pissed me off. But, I know I love him and I know if I write about it I will write stuff I don’t mean in the slightest and he will take it personally and it will start another massive argument. So, I’m just going to record that I am pissed off because he’s had a go at me for no particular reason and acted as if I’m and some type of cheat when he knows I’m not. Now I’m going to do some more of my long ass survey until I sober up and then I’m going to go to bed and stay there until i HAVE to get up to go to work. I’m going to leave it as late as possible.

Also, I’m going to record that when I was pissed off I went to eat. Chili Masters our local rat takeaway joint. Beautiful drunken food. Beautiful ‘pissed off and now I’m gonna make myself fat to piss my boyfriend off’ food. I didn’t know what to have so one of my favourite guys suggested a vegearian naan. It was GORGEOUS. I want another. It was so nice. But, I made such a mess with it so I can only eat it when I know I’m gonna be sitting down and when I’m with people who I don’t care what they think of me. Ashley saw me with mayonnaise and god knows what other sauces all over my face…and on my jeans…and down my top…and on my nose at one point. Messy but gorgeous.

I can’t really be assed to do the survey. Maybe I’ll go to bed. But, I’m still quite drunk. I hope my typing’s not too embarrassing,

Lauren xx