According To You!

 

1. I ____ Melancholy.  

 

 

Responses: Heart x5; gravitate towards; and worship (*blushing*) 

2. Melancholy is ____. 

 

Responses: all reborn an’shit; hilarious; super duper cool;  funny; adorable; da bomb baybee; Rob Thomas’ secret fantasy (YEAH!!!!)  

 

3. Melancholy is my ____.  

 

Responses: My baby daddy (*gasp* crap, now I’ll be getting sued for child support), highlight of my day!; internet friend; my buddy;  my chicken (*bwak*); Barbie Guru; bullshit meter. 

 

4. I want to ____ Melancholy.   

 

Responses: reconstitute (sounds painful but oddly pleasing); Entertain (bring it on little missy); work with; Fly;  Well _ ahem *LOL* (oh you dirty bird, I had no idea *makes eyes at you*); Zerbert (this elicited a loud guffaw – zerberting led to me and Brian’s first time having sex.  You want to rethink this now that you know this?); Slather.  (You all cracked me up on this one.  I think we all need sex.) 

 

5. Melancholy can ____.  

 

Responses: do the splits (not anymore she can’t unless she wants to split her vagina back to her anus any way.); crack awesome jokes; do everything well (aww, I wish, but thanks for that!); be so gentle; fry real good (*LOL* How did you know I was pale and burnt easily in the sun?); make pretty jewelry; do anything she wants.  

 

6. Melancholy needs ____.  

 

Responses: a backrub (true tidbit, I hate massages.  Can you believe?  I’m probably a rare species in that regard.), to quit her job and work with animals (yea!!), kids, cookies (now we’re talking!), sex, bad (ya think?), for all her health issues to go away (got that right sister), love (sniffles). 

 

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7. Melancholy can be ____.  

 

Responses: frustrating to talk religion with (sorry honey I try not to be), sad sometimes, a super bitch sometimes (gasp!  You found me out.), sensitive, too hilarious, one of the funniest people I know, passionate (shhh that was a secret).  

 

8. I think Melancholy should ____.  

 

Responses: get more rest, take a vacation (yeah, to

Maine demit!), adopt (from your lips to God’s ears honey), send me a picture for Greg’s scrapbook (runs & hides), take some pics of her birds (the pigeons?  I meant to yesterday but forgot the camera and didn’t want to trek back up 4 flights of stairs to get it.  Will do it today…promise.), kick her brother’s ass for being an ass (right on sistah gurl!  Don’t tempt me.  It’s all I can do to prevent myself from doing so.), get a major award (wow).  

 

9. Without Melancholy I would ____.  

 

Responses: think, “Where the hell is Melancholy?!” (hahahaahahaa), be bored on OD (awww, thanks!), would not laugh reading entries (awwww!), not have a funny/catholic friends (yeah, because ya know, most catholics aren’t very funny are they?), be devoid of laughter, laugh as much.  (I’m starting to think I might amuse y’all a little and that makes me happy.)  

 

10. Best thing about Melancholy is ____.  

 

Responses: her compassion for animals; her humor; her kind, giving nature; she loves Barbie; her Barbies; her compassion and ability to love; her sense of humor.  (Yay fellow Barbie lovers UNITE.)  

 

11. Worst thing about Melancholy is ____. 

 

Responses: her smelly feet and Catholicism (she was right, I did ask *grins*); her childhood history but she’s overcome it amazingly (had no choice really.  But thanks for saying that!); her temper (I’m beginning to think you’re peeking into my apartment when I am freaking out on Brian *LOL*); she hasn’t shown me a picture yet (HA!); her Barbies (oh!); nothing that I know of (please speak with diariest who seems to have witnessed by bitchiness and terrible temper *LOL*); she cares too much.  

 

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Responses: Fortuitous, N/A; a dream? Never met her; was a dream come true (I’m vacationing at her house!); something I have yet to do; one of my greatest OD finds (swoons I feel special now *twirls*); a figment of my imagination (was it as good for you as it was me?).  

 

13. Melancholy reminds me of ____.  

 

Response: a young Ray Milland (only you would say this and I have no clue who this man is.  She thinks I am manly…which explains how I am her baby daddy.); a Barbie doll with a brain (oh honey doll, I so wish you were right on this.); a friend I once had; Tammy (Well I should, it’s my name too! *LOL*); My Aunt (I feel for you honey.); an angel for critters (teary-eyed); Me (a compliment indeed!) 

 

14. Someday Melancholy will ____.  

 

Responses: will bungee jump (not in this lifetime deary); work with kids (you’re right there hopefully soon); make a wonderful mom (I wish); RULE THE WORLD (*cackles evilly with you*); Be famous (that’s nice but I highly doubt it *sigh*); come to

Atlanta on vacation (*nods head*); meet me (*nods head again*).  

 

15. I wish Melancholy would ____ for me.  

 

Responses: would sing for me (*sings to you*); post more pix (okay); dance? (what?  Like erotically?  Niiice!); would smile for me (*smiling for you*); Pine for me (*pining for you*); sing (*sings to you*); be happy for her. (now that’s a large assignment that will take many, many years.  But I’ll try.)

 

 

 

Thanks to those who participated.  I really loved these and will read them when I am feeling really down on myself.  I hope if you did this in your diary that you will use it the same way too.

Ah fuck it, I give up trying to fix these damned spaces.