Another Installment of The Spam Haiku!

 And now some perverted words from your sponsor, ME.  It’s now time for another installment of the inbox spam haikus.  Because what else is there to do alone in an office on a Friday before a holiday weekend.  *cough* Why am I here?

 

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Hallmark, if you need to contact me, you have my email.  Best to get me now, before the Pulitzer committee calls, cuz my rates will go up.