Dear Day.

 

Dear Boss:

Thank you for letting me leave early today.  I got to catch the train at 3:30ish and I got to make a mad dash for my bus right as I got off the train.  However, would appreciate it if Monday you can send some interesting folk my way for the trip home.

Signed,

Thankful in Taunton

 

 

 

Dear Crazy Stalker-like Rob Thomas Fans: Hee hee, I hope I got you to thinking with my message on the boards today. Really. Give someone else a chance. ESPECIALLY in their own hometown.  *spits* After all, you’re a PITA tourist. And really. Just how DO you afford to go traipsing around the country after a married man? Where are you working? Cuz I need a job there. Really. None of you looked particularly wealthy. Jaded as I am, my thoughts are you’re all on welfare or disability! SHAME!  One final thing, GET A LIFE! Really. — Signed, Weirded Out in Worcester (Wistah)

 

 

Dear Mother Nature: Even though it was a tad chilly today, thanks for the nice afternoon you gave me. As you might recall, when I got home I got the dogs, set up my new hammock — right there under the tree. The dogs each eventually made it up onto the hammock, all except Evie, and curled up next to me for a while. I read the rest of my book. Then took the dogs back inside and came back out until after 8:00 PM. Oh! I especially appreciate you sending the squirrel for me to watch. Although I do not know what he was eating, the leaves he was tossing onto the ground were a nice diversion. Then the clouds started rolling in and by then I was freezing. Even with a shirt, sweater and blanket wrapped around me, I was freezing. (Btw Is summer ever going to come? The rainy weekends ever going to stop?) Overall, a good ending. I haven’t lay quietly gazing at the sky in, like, FOREVER. So thanks! Bravo. You certainly never cease to amaze me with your splendor. — Signed, Content in Chelmsford

 

 

Dear Husband O’ Mine: I think it’s cute that you are a wee bit jealous over the D&D dude and his flirting with me and calling me honey. Thanks so MUCH for cleaning the snails out of fishy companions home. Now I don’t have to sit here alone at night and worry they are creeping out to get me. Thanks for waking me up the other night for some midnight nookie. *waggles eyebrows at you* Please feel free to do that any time you want. — Signed, Love O’ Yours, in Winchester (not really.) P.S. I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t laugh at me again when I confess my snail issues to you. :Þ

 

 

Dear Cable Dude: Thanks in advance for coming and installing the dvr tomorrow. Sweet. — Signed, Salivating in Salem

 

 

Dear RCIA (Class of 2005?): I am so going to miss sitting with you all after services on Sunday. 🙁 I really looked forward to our sunday meetings. We got pretty close. I hope you all meant it when you said we’d get together occasionally. Except for you Colin, because you’re moving further south near the cape to be with your bride-to-be. I wish you all the best. The retreat was an absolute hoot wasn’t it? — Signed, Melancholy in Medford

 

 

Dear American Idol Voting Audience: OMG! If you vote Carrie as the next American Idol I swear I will boycott you forever more. — Signed, Bo Fan in Boston

 

Dear Reader:  What exactly is chocolate ganoosh? — Signed, Confused in Chelsea