Dirty Letches

Ack!  Yesterday I had to do an intake on a new PI client.  Another crap case where there are no injuries until a week after the accident?  I asked for pictures of the damage to his car?  Oh, well, “…I was driving a pickup so the damage isn’t really bad…just paint mostly…”  to top all of this off, the letch practically stared at my tits the whole interview.  I so wanted to just lift my shirt and say, “Here, take a good look so we can move on.”  But I behaved.  I was, after all, in work.  I mean, Jeepers…haven’t you seen a frikken set of tits before?  I HATE THAT!  Almost as much as I frikken hate working on trumped up accident cases.  I had to tell the man at least 6 times that I would not tell him how to seek treatment, that I would not refer him to a PT place and that he is to go back to his PCP.  That if his PCP thinks he needs PT he will refer him out to it.  (Side note: his PCP already told him basically it’s whiplash and to get over it.)  Wanna bet money in a week or so I get notes and bills from a walk in PT place?  This is SO not want I want to do with my life.  I don’t want to be associated with shit client’s like this, it’s why I came to work here specifically.  I didn’t think he did this kind of PI.  But he quickly is starting to.  Meh.

Hot damn!  Brian worked out his new raise and he’ll be bringing home just under what I bring home weekly.  I am psyched!  And a little sad, it was nice making way more money than him…in a selfish, look what I can lord over your head when you piss me off way.  I know, I know, not nice.  But every now and then when he got all cocky on me I’d whip out my dangerous weapon and shrink his balls a little bit. 

Sister Kathleen called me this morning and told me that my training to be a pastoral visitor starts tonight.  Woot.  I’m excited.  Even with Brian needing the car, I figure I can do my pastoral visiting on Saturday and Sundays before he leaves for work at 1:00 PM.  I can do it during the morning.  I can also still do eucharistic ministering because that’s during church services in the morning.  I can still attend my Living With Christ bible study on Wednesday nights.  I told Brian, “Look, I only asked for Wednesday nights…it’s not like I am asking you to ask them to take a Friday or Saturday night off.  IT’S a WEDNESDAY night for heck’s sake…in the middle of the week.  And if they can’t give you that day off, well, then they need to let you leave in time to take the last train on Wednesdays.  I don’t think that’s being unreasonable.  So, do what you have to do, but I AM KEEPING THE CAR ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS! and that is that Mr. Sous Chef.”

Speaking of his promotion.  He’s beside himself with happiness.  It’s taken him 5-years living here to finally be recognized for his talents and work ethic here.  Finally someone is actually following through with their promises to him and not just blowing smoke up his ass.  I am happy he’s happy.  However, I know that soon he will tire of this job and it won’t live up to his overblown expectations.  I know this because this is Brian.  He’s got a great work ethic, in all the time we’ve been together he has called out sick to his job a total of 3 times!  That’s 3 times in 18 years!  However, he does love to job hop.  But I have put my foot down where that is concerned hopefully with this place.  When he went to interview for Beer Works I told him, “If you take this job, you’re staying at it!  No ifs ands or buts about it.  So if you don’t love this place, DON’T TAKE THE EFFING JOB!  I am tired of the job hopping!”  So far so good, he’s been there almost a year now.  Or it will be next month.

I hope I am home in time tonight to watch Gilmour Girls at 8:00 PM.  I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!  I usually watch that and tape AI.  Be prepared tomorrow for my weekly AI review/comments.

Now I shall go and get ready to go to lunch.  Have to stop at Wallyworld tonight on the way to training to pick up the last of the pictures.  Then I can send out everything tomorrow.

Have a great day!

Ooooo lookie here!!!  This is the newest item in the Barbie collectibles line.  It’s called the New York Yorkie Barbie Accessory Pack.  It costs $49.95 and I think you should run over to the website and buy this for me immediately!

*walks off muttering* Frikken Barbie.  That Beeyatch has everything…including now what appears to be my much coveted Coach bag.  Even Yorkie seems to have a Coach carrier!