Junkmail Haiku

A dear friend, otherwise known as Issued Puppet, suggested yesterday that I write Roses are Red poems in a way to entertain myself and to pass the day away at work.  I thought about it, and thought about it, and thought about it some more.

I guess I eventually decided not to.

However, last night as I was eating my no sugar/non fat pudding in a cup with my daintily measured 2 tablespoons of Free Cool Whip I thought…"HEY!  I’ve got an idea."  Which is always dangerous.  But, how about something called Junkmail Haiku.  Yeah!

I will attempt to create Haikus based solely on the shit that lands in my email junk folder.

Ready?

Set.

Go!

 

Crazy For Feeling This Way

Girls showing all

Are depressed and bi-polar

Find other singles.

 

What’s This Rash?

Cheating, lying dicks

Earn giant riches from porn

Need virus checker

 

Pizza-Face With Extra Cheese

Healthcare costs in half

Eliminate acne now

Five thousand dollars

 

Of Course

Teen celebs want you

To claim free Direct TV

Show your meaty cock

 

That’s About Right

Earn your degree fast

Bend over and take it hard

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