She Laughs, She Cries

I have just read the funniest, sickest entries here. Brilliantly funny…I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.
I dvr’d Oprah today so I could see Tom Cruise. Golly gee willikers, ain’t he just the nicest man you’d ever wanna meet? If you didn’t see it, it’s quite obvious he’s head over heels in love with Katie Holmes. He was adorable talking about her. He’s a good actor, but even he isn’t that good that he’d be able to fake that show of adoration and love for her. Come on now y’all, collective ‘awwwww’ here….*awwwww* He’s so cute…look at him too! Isn’t he in his mid to late 40’s? Dayum. He looks like he’s in his early 30’s.
What a shitty day. Blech. Sucked having to wait in the cold, windy drizzle today while waiting for the train and bus. Meh. That sucked. Makes no sense to me that the bus stop shelter is around the corner from the actual bus stop. Ah, yeah, genius, that makes a lot of sense.
I want to see the new Tom Cruise movie, War of the Worlds. Looks good. I’ll just have to bring ear plugs with me — damn movies are so loud nowadays. Why I remember when I was a little girl…
This dude Todd I met while standing outside the Avalon waiting to see RT emailed me a few times and now wants me to meet him and his friends later this month for dinner. He’s coming down from NH to see a concert on the pavillion. Hmmm, I’m debating whether I should go. ? I met his friend Tara too and she’ll be there. I think his new girlfriend will be there too. Hmmm.
I feel antsy tonight. All wound up withuut an idea of what to do. I hate when I feel this way.
Oh! I told Attorney #2 today that he’s not allowed to dump 4 months of stuff on me anymore after he did it again to me today. What really annoys me is that when he does it he acts like he’s doing me a favor. I want to tell him to get his OWN secretary…I’ll take a pay cut from Attorney #1. He lost 10% total of his billing, again, for giving it to me late….4 months late. *shakes head* They only make $37.50 per hour as it is. With twins coming he can’t afford to be taking ANY pay reduction. Gah. I don’t understand. I see him in his office all the time just playing on the internet, reading political magazines, chatting with friends. ??? So it’s not like he doesn’t have the time. I don’t understand.
Hey you! If you’re reading this, thank you for fostering a dog! I keep thinking about it and am so happy! Yay!! Just saying.
Hey you! If you’re reading this, your entry today made me feel really sad inside…I’m sorry. Wish there were something I could say or do, but…there’s not. ((hug)) I pray something came along today to make you smile. If you do move back home, beantown will surely miss its sweetest peach.
Richie Samboro [sic?] is on "Still Standing" tonight…now, sayonara.

bob is antsy tonight too. i should get you 2 together and you can be antsy together and clean my house 😛

Tom Cruise is soooo hot looking!! I love him!!

Attorney #2 is just plain lazy.

I wish I could do something to make Miss Liz’s life better. ::sigh::

Have I told you this before?…. you kind of remind me of “Carrie” from King of Queens. I watched that Oprah show. I use to LOVE T.C. then one year something he did made me think twice about that love. I found myself fast forwarding the show. He had too many ANTS in his pants for me. I already see some sort of SNL skit. lol