This Just In: Sanjaya Song Parody

Sanjaya

Dude, it pains me to have to say
It seems that you are here to stay
When the voting was through, someone granted to you
Another week, knowing we hate you
And now, just like Warhol said for fun
Your 15 minutes have begun
From the songs that you’ve sung, you’re the new William Hung
So keep it up, knowing we hate you

I put my fingers in my ears, when your face appears,
Sanjaya
I’d like to grab you by the balls, and throw you into walls,
Sanjaya
I’d like to slap your silly pout, and rip your larynx out,
Sanjaya

And although your future’s looking good
On some Disney show from Ballywood
So you think you can sing, understand this one thing
It’s just young chicks
Who will want to watch you
So just like Buffy, just like Leif
Expect your success to be brief
I will tune in for fun and I’ll watch VH1’s
“Where are they now? “
As they try to find you

Can you name the original tune and band?

I was singing it to the tune of the 80s song, “Sarah” lol. Did i get it right?

I can’t think of this song. The only thing that is coming to me is “Balls to the Wall”.lol I really haven’t been watching the show, but watching some recap things. Last night as TV Guide station was talking about the show at 8.. some one hit a button and it sent the station in to a 3-4 commercial break. During their Sanjaya segment. lol Since you were talking about the voting for this kid..have you seen this yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu9IExRgwTE

there’s another one on YouTube, by “Smooth E” something about sanjaya set the world on fy-ah. cracks my shit up.

ryn: scarily, that’s Alex, not Cassidy. LOL!

*snort* I’m just amazed that Chris is gone…and pretty-boy…ain’t. If there ever IS another American Idol – the judge’s votes should count for HALF of the vote. It’s not the american people who are voting….it’s the fast-fingered redialer teenyboppers who are. *shudder* And why am I letting this get under my skin, I ask you? WTH does that say about MY state of mind?!