What Would I Be?

<—- Honest too goodness real entry thataway.  Little by little I am getting back into the OD swing.  Bear with me if I haven’t visited you yet and left a slew of notes. 

Stolen from Truetolife, who I saw on the front page.

1.- If I were a fruit I’d be… a kumquat, just because it’s fun to say.
2.- If I were a colour I’d be… pink, of course.
3.- If I were an animal I’d be… an elephant.  So I could stomp all the mean folk.
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I’d be…a coffee maker, considering how much I drink.
5.- If I were a book I’d be… a biography.
6.- If I were a clothing item I’d be… a pair of pink panties. 
7.- If I were a jewel I’d be… a diamond, clear and sparkly.
8.- If I were an object I’d be… a pen. 
9.- If I were a car I’d be… a Mazda Miata.
10.- If I were an element I’d be… water.
11.- If I were a tree I’d be… a weeping willow.
12.- If I were a drink I’d be… a Cosmopolitan (with cherry) 
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I’d be… B&J’s One Sweet Whirled.
14.- If I were a person I’d be…me, of course.
15.- If I were a planet I’d be… Uranus, again, because it’s funny to say.
16.- If I were an insect I’d be… a ladybug or butterfly.
17.- If I were public transport I’d be… a plane.
18.- If I were a song I’d be… Unwell.
19.- If I were a movie I’d be… Grease!
20.- If I were a season I’d be… Winter.
21.- If I were a flower I’d be… an asiatic lily. 
22.- If I were a job I’d be… a social worker.
23.- If I were a cartoon I’d be… Felix the Cat.
24.- If I were a place I’d be…Alaska, cold and barren.  HA! 
25.- If I were a gift I’d be…something practical and useful, like a nice closet organizer or something.
26.- If I were a memory I’d be…well, dead.
27.- If I were a city I’d be…Boston.  I am truly a native.
28.- If I were a sense I’d be…taste.
29.- If I were a game I’d be…Pictionary.
30.- If I were a candy I’d be… chocolate covered cherry.
31.- If I were a time of the day I’d be…dusk.
32.- If I were an invention I’d be… a computer.
33.- If I were a body part I’d be…a hand.
34.- If I were a country I’d be…Switzerland.
35.- If I were a flavor I’d be…vanilla.
36.- If I were a sport I’d be… figure skating.
37.- If I were a smell I’d be…buttercream frosting.
38.- If I were a subject I’d be…english.
39.- If I were a flag I’d be… all rainbow like Gay Pride Awareness or something. 
40.- If I were a building I’d be… The Prudential Building.
41.- If I were a month I’d be… January.
42.- If I were a perfume I’d be… Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker!
43.- If I were a gummy candy I’d be… a gummy worm.
45.- If I were a toy I’d be… a beloved doll.
46.- If I were a textile I’d be…satin.
47.- If I were a shape I’d be… round.
48.- If I were an answer I’d be… honest.
49.- If I were a common liquorice I’d be… cherry.
50.- If I were a word I’d be… HOBO!  Because it makes me laugh.

~*~Four Jobs I’ve Had~*~

1. Fast Food Restaurant Schlub.
2. Proof & Transit Department of a bank.  (Know those little encoded numbers at the bottom of checks?  I did that once.
3. Insurance Adjuster
4. Paralegal/Legal Secretary

~*~Four Movies I Can Watch Over & Over~*~

1. Grease
2. Wizard of Oz
3. The Color Purple
4. Requiem for a Dream

~*~Four Places I’ve Lived~*~

1. Lynn, Massachusetts
2. Clearwater, Florida
3. Hollywood, Florida
4. Swampscott, Massachusetts

~*~Four T.V. Shows I Love~*~

1. American Idol
2. House, M.D.
3. The Gilmour Girls
4. DOH!  The name of the show won’t come to mind but it stars, Oh yeah!  There it is, Ugly Betty.

~*~Four Highly Regarded Television Shows I’ve Never Watched A Single Minute Of.~*~

1. Heroes
2. Lost
3. 24
4. Grey’s Anatomy

~*~Four Places I’ve Vacationed~*~

1. Orlando, Florida
2. Florida Keys
3. New Hampshire
4. Maine

~*~Four Of My Favorite Dishes~*~

1. Mom’s meatloaf
2. Mom’s Mac & Cheese 
3. Pork Roast
4. Mom’s and only my mom’s, Thanksgiving Stuffing

~*~Four Sites I Visit Daily~*~

1. Open Diary
That’s it.  I really don’t mess around on sites every day.

~*~Four Places I’d Rather Be Right Now~*~

1. At home
2. On a beach
3. In Acadia, Maine
4. Visiting either Val & Kel or Melissa and Susan.  (I’d help you pack Mel!)

~*~Four People I’m Tagging To Do This Next~*~

1. Whoever wants to snatch it up… I’m easy.