Why Deluxe Sized Lovers Are Better.

That’s right, deluxe sized.  I’ve decided I no longer want to be referred to as: fat, portly, chubby, etc.  And I really detest the "plus sized" moniker.  Ack.  Plus sized.  WTF is THAT all about?  So I was thinking, I’d rather be called deluxe size thank you very much.

Reasons why us deluxe sized woman are better lovers, feel free to add your own.  😉

Contrary to popular newsrags, hardly anyone has ever been killed by an enthusiastic yet weighty lover.

If you’re a skinny guy, screwing a skinny girl seems to me like it would be like ramming your knuckles into each other over and over.

Worried about cottage cheese behind?  Don’t, when we bend over it smoothes out.

Women who eat more have well-developed jaw muscles.

You don’t have to watch your weight as much, and there is nothing as sensual and sheer fun as laying flat on a big woman and just rolling around.

Why should we look any better than you do?

Skinny women are just as neurotic, remember Ally McBeal?

If you really like the Kate Moss look, you can always cut out the substitute and go get yourself a young boy.

We can safely reveal more boobage than most other women have in the first place.

Deluxe sized woman are just more cuddlier. 

We’re perfect for that envelope feel.

Water splashing and cascading over a nekkid deluxe sized woman in the shower looks fantastic.

And finally:

A Deluxe sized woman who is happy and content with herself is the most potent force in the universe.  Who wouldn’t want to be around that?

Now, now, my fellow skinny sisters, don’t be mad.  I’m not poking fun of you.  Ahm just saying.