Retard

(I wrote this way back in high school on a day when I was bored out of my mind. It reminds me so much of someone right now. Lol)

You’re a retard and you know it.

You’re a dumbass & you show it.

You lick balls. You suck dick.

You’re a pussy AND a prick.

You fucked a pig.

You fucked a hog.

You lost your virginity by screwing a dog.

You’re so desperate.

You screwed a dead rat.

But only b/c you couldn’t find a cat.

Your ass is so big.

Your brain is so small.

You’re so stupid you walked into a wall.

You tried to pull open one of those push-out doors.

You’re too ugly to fuck even for the whores.

You found a vibrator & thought it was a sucker.

You tried to eat it.

You stupid little fucker…