survey
I took this survey back in 2007 and I got a 25. Something tells me it’s going to be a lot worse now.
The Rebellious Teen (Im)Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your “yes”
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: Yes.
The same sex?: Yes
Someone you weren’t in a relationship with?: Yes
Have you done anything that qualifies as ‘almost sex’?: Yes.
Have you lost your virginity?: yes
To both genders?: No.
Had sex in a public place?: Yes.
Have you cheated on someone?: Yes
Been cheated with?: Yes
Looked at/bought/DL’d/watched porn? (You cheesy bastard.): yes
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: yes
TOTAL: my score was 3 about 14 years ago. It is now 9
Drugs
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: Yes.
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: Yes
Used hard drugs? (Idiot.): No.
Used needle drugs or inhalants? (Bigger idiot.): No.
Used prescription pills to get high?: No.
Bought drugs?: No.
Sold drugs?: No.
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: No.
Overdosed?: No.
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: No.
TOTAL: My score was 0 the first time I took it. It is now 2
And…Rock N’ Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?: Yes.
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: Yes
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: Yes.
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?: No.
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?: No.
Do you rave, or have you been to one?: no
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: Yes.
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: Yes
TOTAL: 3 in 2007. Now it is 4
Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol?: Yes.
Do you drink often?: Yes
Have you taken shots?: Yes
Have you thrown up from drinking?: yes
Have you passed out?: yes
Have you played drinking games?: yes
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?: No.
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: yes
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn’t have sober?: yes
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: No.
TOTAL: 2 was my score in 2007. It is now 8
Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: yes
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone’s house?: No.
Used a fake ID?: No.
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: No.
any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: No.
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: yes
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: No.
Packed a weapon?: No.
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: no
Ever been arrested?: No.
TOTAL: 1 in 2007. Now it is 2
A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: yes
Been suspended?: No.
Been expelled?: No.
Cut class?: Yes.
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: No.
Stolen from someone’s locker, or put something nasty in it?: No.
Held or participated in a protest at school?: yes. to get our bandroom back all the band ppl wore their orange shirts and sat infront of the office door.
Got into a fight at school?: No.
Done drugs at school?: No.
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: No.
TOTAL: 3… same as 2007
She’s Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: yes
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: Yes.
Have you gotten any tattoos?: yes
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: No
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: yes
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you’re male): yes
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?: No.
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?: yes
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: all black, yes.
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: No.
Do you break the school dress code often?: No.
TOTAL: 2 in 2007. now- 7
Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: No.
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: No.
Have you committed a violent crime?: No.
Have you ever almost died?: Yes.
Do you have any mental illnesses?: yes
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: yes
Have you attempted suicide?: yes
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: Yes.
Have you ever had a substance habit?: yes
TOTAL: 4 in 2007- now 6
We’re Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: yes
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: No.
Ever steal from your parents?: yes
Ever crash your parents’ car?: yes
Run away?: No.
Been grounded for a month or more?: yes
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: No.
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: no
Had a parent say you couldn’t hang out with a certain person?: Yes.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: yes
TOTAL: 1 in 2007. Now- 6
Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: No.
Set something large on fire?: no
Stapled yourself?: No.
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: no
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: yes
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: no
Streaked? No.
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: yes
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: No.
Set off illegal fireworks?: yes
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: no
TOTAL: 3
Your Score: 23 in 2007. Now it’s 50. hahaha
Find your score:
0% – 10%: Impossible. I’m surprised you’re even old enough to read this.
11% – 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% – 30%: Pretty sheltered… you go to church, right?
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color=”#000000″>31% – 40%: OK, this is acceptable – you might still be young. Go party.
41% – 50%: You’ve played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% – 60% – There we go, you’re the average rebellious teen.
61% – 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% – 80%: You’re experienced in the art of rebelling, that’s for sure.
81% – 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down…
91% – 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You’ve actually done it all.