August 21, 2006

Then there’s this:

In my defense, let me say a woman sent me this.

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH…………

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY’S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE’VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE’VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID’S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT’S THEIR FAULT THAT WE’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES … LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID….SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!!.

Don’t know many women in Real Life, so my favs wil have to do….

Chloe Bloomfield

August 22, 2006

lol.true.It so sad but it is true.every girl must relate to atleast 1 of those points.

That’s hilarious. I’ve been known to do a couple of them. Another one should be “we fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when we kneel in front of it”. If it weren’t for my fiancé swooping in to lift it up, I wouldn’t have noticed until it was too late. I also proceeded to “clean the toilet”…with my hands. The water was clean and all, so it really wasn’t that gross, but still…I think about it now and groan.

Red PJ's

Well just from personal experience I can say that I have done #1, 2, 4, 5, 6,, 7, 8, and 11. Sad thing is that I don’t drink either! Have a fun night.

Shazar

Hmm, maybe the girls I hang out with are broken? Ha, no, that’s not meant to be insulting. I don’t recall any of the women I’ve drank doing any of those things. Guess I need a bigger crowd! 🙂

sylverling

ha. I do #4 when I’m not drunk.

I am not admitting any of it .. nope none …especially not between the ages of 18 to 65 … photographic, video or any other evidence is fake I tell you LOL

LilyCat

Back in my drinking days, I can relate to some of these. However, I think I have the reasonably unique experience of puking on a chicken while leaning over my balcony to unload a half case of cheap beer. This happened in the high desert–only the coyotes can vouch for it–and the hen, of course! It was a low point for both me AND the chicken! 😛

Gone

HEY!!!!! YOU HAVE NOOOO IDEA ABOUT HOW FAR THE ARMS OVER THE HEAD HIP WIGGLING THING HAS GOTTEN ME WITH THE FELLAS!!!!! it is the sexiest dang move ever invented. EVER!that and i’ll admit to doing all the other stuff since starting university one year ago…hehe…thanks for bringing back the memories…:)

tiger maybe

I can relate to every single one of them bar the bed one (I always make it to mine – or someone else’s) but it’s a bit of an overexaggeration. Often we DO love the song they’re playing (because it’s in the Top 40 or an old classic of whatever). Also, the final one needs a bit of modification – we usually take our shoes off because our feet her from the excruciating cocktail of 1) poorly fitted shoes that look awesome and 2) dancing til our feet are in huge pain. 😀

That hits too close to home for comfort!

Hi!, Ryn maybe you’ll have a be blessed with a better relationship next time–if you are wanting one. This entry?? Well I have never really like crowds, or had a lot friends to go to parties because I was married so young.I used to drink just one or two but haver been drunk in my life, so I don’t know how that feels.

I remember when my first one was little my husband had two of his mates over to play five hundred in cards.He drank nearly a whole bottle of southern comfort and mixed with coke.That night just as we were going to bed he vomited on the carpet in our room.Aww the smell… he passed out on the bed and left me to clean it up with a bucket and cloth. When he woke up in the morning he was very sorry

..he has never ever drank like that since, in fact he’ll only have one if asked, somtimes not even that. I am very blessed that way now.i don’t have to worry about him being drunk or sick every where.

pretty_when_crying

August 23, 2006

haha… good think I’ve never been drunk enough to do any of those things. 😉

Hi Cat, i just thought I’d bother you with some news of more photos in my diary…hope you like these ones!!

ps, sorry they are a little scerwiff. I am having trouble remebering where to place them.It must be something to do with the HV ??

Rachaelmarie

Ok this is for the SORORITY girls. Totally blond. *grin*

~ms breathless~

I think I could relate to most of these at one or another..lol I don’t drink anymore and I don’t miss of them! This was cute.

TheWoodsprite

Ya know, I’ve been drunk before, but I don’t think it’d be possible for me to EVER be so drunk as to do #2. I’d be passed out on the bathroom floor before that happened! hugs, Weesprite

gray tabby

used to be like that but about 20 years ago i straightened up my act!! take care,

wickedgood

Maybe #6 and #7…and that #2, you mean it isn’t the sexiest thing around? It’s a good thing I don’t drink very often. The thing I do is start talking very loudly, kind of a “look at me!” voice.

I remember times like this!