Purfrock’s Survey

Ethan is up a little early this morning. Right now he’s watching TV and having Apple Juice and a cookie. He’s feeling much better now and hopefully will return to bed… until then here is a survey that I’m filling out to kill time.

Peter

1. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?

Nope, I hate the junk at the bottom. When I was a kid that was the part I would feed to the St. Bernard’s. They loved it.

2. Have you ever had sex in a tent?

Unless there’s an air matress involved, I wouldn’t recommend it.

3. Have you ever had a secret crush on a teacher?

Every guy has had one teacher that was killer hot. That’s why the song ‘Hot For Teacher’ was such a hit, its dead on true for 99% of all men.

4. Do you own more than 100 cd’s?

I used to, but I sold them when times got really tough one year. I remember when I was selling them to a used CD outlet, and buddy said to me, “You have great taste in music.” I correected him and said, “Well, I had great taste in music.” Now I got less than 5% of the CDs I used to have. Now I just download anything I’m in the mood to listen to.

5. Have you ever been so drunk that you have passed out?

Only once, but I was five at the time. Thankfully I didn’t spew…

6. Have you ever dated a goth?

Nope, can’t say that I have.

7. Have you ever regretted a date?

Not really, even during the bad dates… lessons were learned and I came out better for it.

8. Have you ever seen a ghost/ufo?

Nope, can’t say that I have.

9. Have you ever done anything you could be arrested for?

Nope, then again… its not like I’d honestly answer that one.

10. Have you ever done anything you would never tell your parents?

A few things. One day I might fess up, but I might wait a little longer before doing that.

11. Have you ever broken a bone?

Yeah, but it wasn’t my nose.

12. Have you ever crashed a car?

Nope, can’t say that I have.

13. Have you ever fallen off a bike?

A few times, but no major injuries.

14. Have you ever refused a date because of what your friends might think?

Nope, I’m a social butterfly. I’ll use any excuse to get out of the house and hang out.

15. Have you ever listened to a song and cried?

A few times.

16. Have you ever seen your favourite band/singer perform live?

I’ve seen a few, but there are many more I wish I could see perform live.

17. Have you ever been found sleep walking?

Nope.

18. Have you ever been close to drowning?

I had one moment when I fell out of my canoe while taking a pee in the Mackenzie River. Thankfully I had my life preserver on… or I might not be here today.

19. Have you ever watched a Tomb Raider movie without being aroused at some point?

Nope… Angelina just doesn’t do anything for me. She seems like a spoiled hollywood brat.

20. Have you ever dated someone a decade older than you?

Nope, but if there was someone that I was interested in I wouldn’t let age get in the way. It’s such a lame excuse…

21. Would you date someone a decade older than you?

Hmmmm… I’m getting a little a head of myself here. Yes, I would.

22. Have you ever sent a crank call or email?

Not emails, but I made a few cranks calls in the pre-call display era… those were the days.

23. Have you ever been pregnant or got someone pregnant?

Got one kid (Ethan) and another on the way…

24. If not, would you like children?

I love having a son and can’t wait for kid # 2.

25. Have you ever tried to write a book?

I have a few writtn already, today I don’t think they’re very good. I’m gonna try again after I finish my screenplay.

26. Would you like to write a book?

I enjoyed writing the first few, will definitely try again.

27. Have you ever had major surgery?

Not yet, and I’m hoping I won’t have to for a while.

28. Are you afraid of the dentist?

Yup, I hate those bastards. I won’t go back until they get their act together and advance their hook and claw methods.

29. Do you have a tattoo?

Nope, and I doubt I’ll ever have one.

30. Have you had any piercings done (not including the ears)?

Nope, I hate the idea. I’ll never get one.

31. Have you ever been shit on from the sky?

Yeah, I’ve had a few birds in a a park shit on me. Not fun… but good for a laugh.

32. Do you like scary movies?

I do, but lately the horror genre has been watered down by some rather lame and poorly written teen slasher flicks. There have been some good additions to the genre in the last few years but they are usually few and far between…

33. Do you like your job?

I like it when compared to the crap jobs I used to have and am far from hating it. While it has its moments, I like the fact that it gives me a chance to earn enough to raise my family.

34. Do you get along with your parents?

I do, but I’ve gotten along much better since moving 2000 km away…

35. Do you still have all your grandparents?

Only one is still around and she’s getting a little senile. My older brother goes to visit her and she keeps asking how he manages to fly down from the island to see her all the time. Man, is he going to be pissed when I get a better inheritence cause she kept forgetting who was who… hahahaha.

36. Have you ever had a date with someone you met online?

Nope, cause usually people I taked to were really, really far away.

37. Do you ever wish you could relive your childhood?

Not really. While that time was free and with little responsibilities, I like being an adult and wouldn’t want to wish that away…

38. Have you ever beat up your computer?

Yes. My old computer was on the receiving end of a hockey stick when it was no longer necessary or needed. Damn, that felt good…

39. Have you ever watched The Goonies more than twice in a day?

Not twice in one day, one showing is enough corny 80’s stuff for one day.

40. Have you ever wondered why you fill this shit in time after time?

Cause it kills time and I think random questions are the best way for someone to get to know you.

41. If I gave you five dollars would you make out with me?

Sorry bud, I’m not that easy. You’ll need to try a lot harder than that…