Yoinked from a silly Brit…

1. Copy and post in your Diary.

2. BOLD anything that is true.

3. Leave plain anything that is not true.

4. Add something.

001. I miss somebody right now.

002. I watch more tv than I used to.

003. I love olives.

004. I love sleeping.

005. I own a home.

006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.

007. I love to play video games.

008. I’ve done something illegal.

009. I’ve watched porn movies.

010. I have been in a threesome.

011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

012. I like my handwriting.

013. I have acne-free skin.

014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.

015. I curse frequently.

016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

017. I have a hobby.

018. I’ve been to another country.

019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

020. I’m really, really smart.

021. I’ve never broken anyone else’s bones.

022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

023. I love rain.

024. I’m paranoid at times.

025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

026. I need money right now.

027. I love sushi.

028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.

029. I have fresh breath in the morning.

030. I have semi-long hair.

031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.

032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.

033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

034. I shave my legs.

035. I have a twin.

037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.

038. I like the way that I look.

039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.

040. I know how to do cornrows.

041. I am usually pessimistic.

042. I have mood swings.

043. I think prostitution should be legalized.

044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.

045. I have cheated on a significant other.

046. I have a hidden talent.

047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

048. I’ve been sexually intimate with less than ten people.

049. I am currently single.

050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.

051. I enjoy talking on the phone.

052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

053. I love to shop.

054. I would rather shop than eat.

055. I would classify myself as ghetto.

056. I’m bourgeois and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.

057. I’m obsessed with my diary.

058. I don’t hate anyone.

059. I’m a pretty good dancer.

060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.

061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

062. I have a cell phone.

063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.

064. I watch the news every day.

065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

066. I worship the ground Monty Python walks on.

067. I have never been in a real relationship before.

068. I’ve rejected someone before.

069. I currently have a crush on someone.

070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

071. I want to have children in the future.

072. I have changed a diaper before.

073. I’ve had the cops called on me before.

074. I bite my nails.

075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.

076. I’m not allergic to anything deadly.

077. I have a lot to learn.

078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.

079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest “Friday” movie.

080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.

081. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.

082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.

083. I have been rejected by someone.

084. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.

085. I own the “SOUTH PARK” movie.

086. I have avoided work to play on OD.

087. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or a chum.

088. I enjoy country music.

089. I love my best friend.

090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.

092. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.

093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.

095. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”.

096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

098. I have dated a close friend’s ex.

099. I’m happy as of this moment.

100. I have gone scuba diving.

101. Had a crush on somebody you have never met.

102. I’ve kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.

103. I play a musical instrument.

104. I strongly dislike math.

105. I’m procrastinating on something right now.

106. I own and use a library card.

107. I fall in “lust” more than in “love.”

108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.

109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.

110. I’m obsessed with the tv show “The O.C.”

111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.

112. I am an entirely different person around different people.

113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.

114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.

115. I am suffering of a broken heart.

116. I am a nerd.

117. No matter where I am or who I’m with, I always seem to be lonely.

118. I am left handed and proud of it.

119. I try not to change who I am for someone.

120. My heart resides below my feet.

121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.

122. I enjoy smoothies.

123. I have had major surgery.

124. I have adopted a pet from the ASPCA.

125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.

126. Some people call me by a nickname.

127. I once stole a music stand.

128. I like pumpkin pie.

129. I love NASCAR!

130. I own over 200 CDs.

131. I work 7 days a week.

132. I had mono.

132. I don’t have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.

133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.

134. I’m still in my PJs.

135. I’m looking for love in all the wrong places.

136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong guys, or have them fall for me, so I can’t help but reciprocate.

137. I’ll try anything three times.

138. Done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.

139. I’m having trouble sleeping.

140. I am a cuddler.

141. I love John Waters films.

142. I have made a pornographic videotape.

143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.

144. I’ve got the hots for more fictional people than real ones.

145. My favorite love song is “Truly Madly Deeply” by Savage Garden.

146. I enjoy popping my neck/back/various joints on a regular basis.

147. I own a lot of books that I haven’t read all the way through/even started.

148. I have over 50 friends on facebook.

149. Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies!

150. The Star Wars Prequels were pure, unadulterated CRAP!

Peter