Dear Fracked-Up Government peeps,
Thanks a lot for feeding billions of people overseas instead of feeding your own citizens. That’s really nice of you. Maybe next year you could channel all of that $$ back to the USA? No? Oh well, just thought I’d ask.
Thanks a lot for devaluing the American Dollar. That’s really nice of you. Except… now the cost of gasoline for my car has gone up 8 cents this week… which is twice the 4 cents that it went up the previous week… so I don’t get how printing more $$ helps anyone. Can’t you stop messing with the economy and just let it rise and fall on its own? No? Oh well, just thought I’d ask.
Thanks a lot for passing that wonderful healthcare legislation. Now, our over-the-counter drugs won’t be covered by our pre-tax Flexible Spending Account, which means I have to spend more $$. Also, I’m not looking forward to picking my family’s health plan once employer-sponsored healthcare goes away in 2015 (or whenever you say it is). Can’t you just leave it the way it is and stop messing with things? No? Oh well, just thought I’d ask.
Thanks a lot for letting the Bush tax cuts expire. I know that my huge mortgage tax deduction was robbing you of several thousand dollars worth of revenue each year. Also, the Alternate Minimum Tax isn’t so bad except when you live in a high-cost area of the USA. Could you find some way to stop asking for more $$ each year? No? Oh well, just thought I’d ask.
Thanks for… for… for…
Yeah, well, thanks for NOTHING you fracked-up government peeps!