Nude Runner

I stole this from Ellemoe…  THANKS! 🙂

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. Onewet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,she heard her husband’s car pull into the
driveway.
"Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. Myhusband’s home early!"
"I can’t jump out the window ~ It’s raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!" she replied.He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out thewindow!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered hehad run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he startedrunning along beside the others, about
300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend inas best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfullyfree!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying yourclothes with you under your arm?"
Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can getdressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Doyou always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope………just when it’s raining.