TGF

This was written by insomniac back on the 14th of May, 2003.

The Godfather

“A man who doesn’t spend time on Open Diary can never be a real man.”

“Open Diary is everything. Open Diary is more than talent. It is more than government. It is almost the equal of family. Never forget that.”

“The DM’s a businessman. I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

“The Diary Master is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once.”

“Never let anyone outside Open Diary know what you are thinking.”

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

“Never hate your enemies – it affects your judgement.”

“If history has taught us anything, it’s that you can write about anyone on Tabloid, SallyJesse, and Judge Judy but those diaries will not last long.”

“Today I settle all Open Diary business.”

“I believe in Open Diary.”

“JohnIrish sleeps with the fishes.”

“Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in.”

And of course my all time favorite one,

they’re animals anyway, so let them lose their diaries.
[brian]