Timmy

July 15, 2003

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Pilgrimage to Fredrick’s of Hollywood, Part II

You never said they all had to be in the same picture. : P
Notice the Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog in my dresser? They used to give me those when I shopped there. Must be only certain times of the year. I usually go there in August and November. *smirks* And I got that in February. That catalog rules. Lotta scantily clothed girls. *giggles*

Yeah, I don’t keep my sex toys in my dresser drawer. I keep them.. elsewhere.

The flesh colored butt plug is Edmund. The clear/white butt plug is Charles. The silver vibrator is Emily. And the pink rubber pussy is Bambi. I had to take them out of my dresser because my undies were starting to smell like a sex shop.

I look horrible in that right ear pic. I look a lot better after I shave. Wanna see me after I’ve shaved?

Before…

After! Doesn’t shaving make you a more fulfilled person? I should really shave my face more often.
Wanna see the shaving job I’ve done on my pubes?

Kelso pointed out that I have irritation. *smirks* That’s why I usually only shave my balls. My balls never get irritated.
Well, except for that genitaliac anomaly I had. Oh yeah, that thing went away on it’s own. Pity nobody will read this since everybody just scrolls through and looks at the pics.
I know I do that.

Yeah uh. I can’t even pretend this entry has a point. It started out fine. It had content. Now it’s just drivel.
*thinks*
Oh yeah, I had an impulse buy.

I don’t even have a Vagina, and I think these things are next to Godly. I get a hard-on just walking into that store.
(Okay, I actually don’t. But, you know it’s fun to picture me walking into a chocolate store and getting a boner.)
I’m currently very single at the moment, but if I ever feel like giving a girl chocolate, Gertrude Hawk is the place I’d go.
Check them out.

*whips out a tour of his condo*

Be glad I made it into a gif, instead of posting each individual pic. It’s faster this way.

Wanna see Mama Cherry?

How about an outside shot of the condo?

Um… Wanna see where I pee?

Yup, I pee there. Wanna watch me pee?

I’m peeing there! Excuse the lack of aim, I was holding the camera with my penis-holding hand.
Do I really hold my weiner with my right hand? That seems odd, since I masturbate with my left.
Nevermind.

Hey TimmyTM–there’s a rumor going around OD that that’s not really YOUR butt! If I were you, I would go to any and all lengths to quell this nasty piece of gossip!!!! [FallingDog]

Well, what do you know, this sounds like the perfect picture topic: My Bum.
Let’s review the wiggle.gif that I’ve been throwing around OD.

May I draw your attention to the lamp in the background. And the picture. Now, I spliced this gif from an avi I made over a year ago. (Thank you, Photoshop.) Here is the first frame of that avi, with obvious notations.

And now, here is the proof:

I’d make new pics, but, I DON’T LIVE THERE ANYMORE. *throws a fit*
If you want a laugh, check out me singing. I can’t believe that’s still on my webspace. Hasn’t budged. Saves me from having to upload it.

Ok, I am open minded enough to understand about the womens underwear….but what the hell are you going to do with the tampons in that one picture ??!!???
🙂 [Jezebel]

You beat me to the punch! I was going to get to that. Since you took me to task, I’ll take pictures of them. That might help explain this.

These tampons were giving to me by Scanner (Sarah) and Miami. Why? We were in the Mall of American and uh. I forget exactly why or how, but they signed tampons and gave them to me. I keep them because I’m sentimental. And because you never know when a girl will need a tampon.

It’s the sensitive thing to do.

I think I’ve reached the random pics portion of the program.

Oh wait, I can pretend to have a point.

These are my old glasses.

And these are the glasses I’ve had for the past two years. So much better, eh?

This is Kivudet’s Armored Mailbox.

That’s me with obviously wet hair. Don’t I look sexy?

This is what I look like when I’m noting Lori. I look too serious, given the fact that I’m usually noting Lori about boobies.

There’s me with half a pigtail.

There’s me looking very sexy.

That’s.. me!

Oh wow, me again!

ME ME ME ME ME!!!

Me wearing next to nothing. I love g-strings. So comfy.

That’s.. not me. That’s Kivudet.

But, that’s me. *giggles* MEE!!

*is speechless with shock* <3

shadowkat

July 16, 2003

Oh, Timmy. You slay me which is way past killing. If I had dial up, I would not have seen all of these pics. Outstanding.

You have very large eyes. I never realized that before. Its not a bad thing or anything. Just a point. Yes…you look very serious in your “noting Lori” pic. Of course…when you’re zoning out thinking “boobies boobies boobies…shit…what was I doing? Noting Lori. What was I saying?? hmmm…boobies…nevermind the note, I’ll just say boobies.” Yeah…I’d think you’d look serious. 😛

Dude, is that you singing boyband music?! I’m scared, really scared. And I think I’ve been scarred for life because I came back and looked at all this again. I’m insane. <3

Very..ummm..interesting pics. Yeah, that’s the word. I don’t remember the last time I laughed this loud…people are trying to sleep here dammit!!

!Guero

July 16, 2003

fabulous. I think I love you, just for those captions. They’re so… conversational. I can actually hear a male voice in my head saying those things. New fave here. Rob

Greenie

July 16, 2003

Yes, I can verify that it is indeed Timmy’s ass. These past two entries were just scary. Wow.

HoneyKat

July 16, 2003

tmi…..tmi!!!!! Actually, I loved the pictures!!!

aviator girl

July 16, 2003

*looks around* this is the first time I’ve been here and I think I will definitely be back.

Band Candy

July 16, 2003

*scarred*

Shave my head?? Umm……I think not. I like having hair. It gives me something to fiddle with when I’m nervous. Plus….Casey has no hair. We’d look SO interesting together…..the two bald people. Hehehee I don’t htink so. HOw short it short to you?? I’ve had pretty short hair. But…anything pixie like would NOT look good on my. My face is too fat.

I do believe I need to pray or something to avoid going straight to hell!! I also think we have the same shower curtain. The clear one-mine has fish on it and one little kitty in scuba gear. Is that what yours is? ryn-im still confused on ftp. Im not sure what to upload. If I have pics on the page do I upload the pics and then the page with links to that pic? Do I ftp with names of

(cont) the page? As in do I name the file what the http will be? I am clueless as I have always been a geoshitty girl and did it all there. I am totally clueless on this. The site name was awesome so I had to get it though.

Window

July 17, 2003

Wow Timmy Wow. LOL

'Rella

July 17, 2003

You really are a hot one, I mean that sincerely. And your friend looks like all the guys in high school that broke my heart. Be well,

oh dear…I didnt mean I dont know html. I just mean I dont know exactly what I am supposed to be doing when I upload. Am I naming the page I make whatever or am I naming it with my full site name/pagename?? Does that make sense? Ok..like when I upload a pic to my site do I just leave it as it is named such as timmyass.jpg and then ftp it?then will it be under sitename/timmyass.jpg??

Sorry to be using your note section to leave a note for someone else… To Meridian, Obviously age has a lot to do with it if you block me from reading you after leaving two notes that you didn’t care for?

Jesus, Timmy….. thanksfor posting a giant pic of boobs on my diary!~!:-P I konw that the hair was what I was supposed to be looking at….but with all those boobs….you KNOW that’s what everybody sees first!!:-P

Meginsanity

July 17, 2003

RYN: Yup I understand that sound file. 🙂 I didn’t know Hotmail deleted accounts for inactivity. Er, I better go stir up some activity in my other one. You are photogenic. Oh yeah. I read the entry you mentioned. I love the ALT-TAB trick, I learned it in a class a while ago but it’s fun. Didn’t know about CTRL-ESC though. Whee!

Meginsanity

July 17, 2003

Oh and Spirit Dancer blocked me too. So it’s not like I can do anything about it now. Whatever, I don’t wanna get involved in this stuff. No hate!

Nitrojane

July 17, 2003

ah, dude. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. Now all i need is a faster connection speed so the photos can download! Classic.

Evil Peanut

July 17, 2003

I WANT A DIGITAL CAMERA TOO >:| Nice pictures. I like the flowers in the dining room.

The Godfather

July 17, 2003

lol.. great entry. You rock.

Well….thanks. I”m glad you like it. But…..it wo’nt be grown out in a few weeks. My hair takes forever to grow. It’ll be a while, I’m sure. It’ll look really cute when I style it….spritz it with some stuff….maybe make those short pieces in the back flip outwards and stuff. I’ll make it work, dammit!! 😀

You look like someone… famous. Can’t put my finger on it… but you do. Shaving is the best… but I do recommend Brazilian waxing… it’s an experience worth trying.

ryns: actually, I was going to suggest you try stand up. oh oh oh….you should do a Timmy cam….make people pay to watch you on a web cam live. You’re funny enough I think people would pay, truly. I get 10% for the idea though. heh. TRY IT. ok, i’m done.

ry other n: Me in a hospital? no. no no. no. the smells dude. and, sick people, and blood. eek.

Meginsanity

July 17, 2003

RYN: Yup, you mentioned that. I never use that trick though. Mebbe I should get in the habit. I think Kivudet looks like a celebrity. I can’t place who though.

Vellosa

July 17, 2003

am i the only one who watched the singing clip of BSB?! lmao….oh god, i flipped through the pics real fast this morning before work and was laughing literally OUT LOUD! *snicker*

FallingDog

July 17, 2003

HA! I win the OD pool!!!!! I was right–it’s your butt!

Fly Dragonfly

July 17, 2003

Pandora sent me a link to your diary and after the night I had…nay…the month I’ve had these 2 entries gave me the giggles like I haven’t had in a long time. Thanks for brightening my day!

FallingDog

July 17, 2003

That’s how I knew it was your butt–I saw the swingin’ dick. Okay okay okay–third-year student. How’s that!

*goes quickly out of your OD* You concern me….and I feel as if I will never be ther same again after viewing all of this. I think I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder now. Thanks Timmy.

Oh dear jesus holy mother of god

FallingDog

July 17, 2003

That is a HUGE FUCKING CONDO!!!

No hate here Meridian, you unblock me and you’re welcome to visit. You seem very sensitive to my note leaving when I meant no harm, I’m just not into playing games.. Peace

*chuckle* something keeps me coming back to these entries. i dont know precisely what it is. my amazement at your openness? no, i knew you were this open. seeing a room about as messy as my own, but with more sex toys (as my total number of toys is… zero)? i dont know, timmy… i just dont know… you intrigue me, i guess, is all. shatteredsoul

Wow!! “nuff” said! ~Jubi~

OMG….*still LMAO!!) you have a new *fan*…;-) and.THAT IS A HUGE BUTT PLUG!!??

April Fool

July 18, 2003

I FINALLY figured this out. I took a dozen still shots of the .gif, & couldn’t make your own “still” shot fit any of the stills I got of the wiggling, even though the background was the same. THEN it dawned upon me. Your wiggling torso was bent a little forward, making your hips wider & waist narrower. Stop the wiggling shot yourself to see what I mean about the difference in silhouette. *grin*

Butterfly

July 18, 2003

nice g-string….better ass, lol.

Parliament

July 22, 2003

Okay, I admit it. I read and enjoy your diary. —

Babyslime

July 25, 2003

You look like Jesus, if Jesus wore glasses and owned butt plugs. ~:) Babs

Interior Lulu

July 25, 2003

ROFL 🙂

Kerowyn

July 25, 2003

Nifty trick with the RC saying that the DM nominated you *grins*. And I laughed my way through this entry.

Jesus did own butt plugs. Or didn’t you read the Book of Penetrations?

okay, so since i found this through what i consider to be an odd link, i will note in detail – i feel compelled.i can’t believe ANYONE likes g-strings, but i know it’s true… you really are adorable – i like your hair in braids. and the new glasses = MAJOR improvement. i somehow find the abrupt end to the treasure trail strange. keep shaving the sack, neatly trim the rest (imho) [c]

um wow. that’s all i gotta say to this.

i guess, really, that’s all… no [c] necessary.

Kelly

July 25, 2003

How did I miss this? Was this during my vacation? I’ve seen a few of these before. And I don’t like hair anywhere in the pubic region. And I know I should have mentioned this before, but your lips look very kissable.

Melancholy

July 25, 2003

*ROTFL* This has to be the funniest entry I’ve ever seen here. You are one funny cat.

You have very beautiful eyes. And lovely bone structure. Plus you have that enviable pouty lip thing going on. Your beard hair is just too long-n-wispy for me to find it remotely attractive. Still, you’re a very lovely young man. You’re also funny and seem to be smart. You got a lot going for you! I’m looking for a houseboy…