V is for Vegetables!
An hour on the hellish device known as a treadmill. By the time I got home and ate (breakfast), it was around 2 PM. Whoops. But seriously, check this shit out:
- 1 half a vat of yogurt
- 1 banana
- Couple strawberries
- Couple heads of broccoli
And some milk for consistency. This has to be the healthiest meal on the fucking planet, bitches. The strawberries make it taste nice, but I seriously didn’t even taste the broccoli. And fucking zero prep time, because I’m a lazy motherfucker. I <3 my blender.
Why the fuck did I stop making my yogurt shit? Oh right, because plain oatmeal is cheaper.
Well check that shit out! I ate my body weight in cookies today. I am now half girl, half cookie. …Still deciding if that’s a bad thing or not.
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