Yo,Gurt!

And then I think “Oh, I’ll just eat less to save money.”

And then I realize, “Holy crap, I’m hungry.”

It was a joke when I was a kid/teenager. I’d just go all day without eating, it would be one in the morning and I’d groan, “Ugh, I have to EAT, what an INCONVENIENCE.”

I’ve been totally eating out way too much, in part because I’m not planning my meals. Getting back control is going to take some time, but I’m forgetting certain fall-back foods. Oatmeal, eggs, yogurt, and bananas. I could seriously live off those four things for an entire week if need be. Yogurt LOOKS pricey, but at a cost of a little over a dollar per serving, it’s still far cheaper than going out to eat for a single meal.

I want a new job but fuck if I know how to market myself. Seriously contemplating gay porn to make up my budget shortfall. Which means I gotta get back into the gym. *slaps his ass pointedly* This week is decidedly not as bad as last week, despite the foreboding undercurrent. Tomorrow should be the only day this week I enjoy vodka. I don’t consider 3-4 shots once a week anything to worry about. It’s the “Oh, I have time to drink tonight so I will!” that I need to cut out. Cuz, I love you mister liver. I AM IN CONTROL.