Tobi is Monumental.

Ok so this thing has been doing the rounds. I’m cheating and doing the whole lot in one hit.

Don’t like it? To bad.

Day 01- A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself

I fail to see how this would be news for anyone. But here goes:

1—I wear Pajamas to bed. Proper Pajamas. Mostly from Peter Alexander and my favorite pair of jamma bottoms at the moment:

This leads to interesting fact number two:

2—I can’t sleep naked. Just can’t do it.

3—I’m a neat freak, bedroom in particular. Things have to have its place.

4—I have to cook. I get really shitty about someone cooking my food and don’t enjoy going out for dinner. I don’t know where those cooks/chef’s hands have been, or how he/she has stored their food stuffs. I’m a freak like that, germaphobia.

5—I alphabetize my DVD collection. All 690+ titles alphabetized. Titles beginning with ‘The’ and ‘A’ are ignored and the next word in the title is used. A–Z, 0–9, #etc. in that order.

6—I’m a Science Fiction Nerd. And I ♥ Star Trek. All Star Trek, any Star Trek! I have a boner for it and I can’t fall asleep without at least one episode playing in the background at bedtime (in my jammas). I’m also really into the Star Wars Universe.

7—I read a lot. I can knock over 1000 pages in a week if I’m bored.

8—I love porn. I have a massive collection. I don’t understand why people don’t get it though. Hello: Cute guys fucking! Who doesn’t want that??

9—I love animation, of all sorts and prefer it over (what’s the opposite of animation?). Astro boy, Simpson’s, Family guy, Drawn Together, The Rift and King of the Hill. And more family orientated ones like Disney. Especially Disney, I have just about all of the ones that are worth owning, Pete’s Dragon and Bedknobs and Broomsticks included.

10—I listen to music and read at the same time.

11—I don’t like muscles. I prefer my men to be huggable. Now, notice I didn’t say fat. A podge is so hot. Muscles nope, not for me thankyouvery much. Unless of course he’s got a massive cock, in which case that’s the dick I’m after not the muscle, so scrap that.
Podge = hot.
Muscle = bad.

12—I’m the eldest of 4. I have two sisters and a brother. The youngest is married to a nice man who shares my name. Yes I think that is weird.

13—I like fishing when I get the chance to do it.

14—I have two big phobias, (if you don’t count the germs thing); heights and deep water/the ocean. Those sharks and killer whales and jelly fish won’t ever get me because I’m never going near deep water. Ever.

15—My favorite animal:

Day 02- The meaning behind your OpenDiary name

Tobimac. Tobi Mac. Is not my real name. Tobi: if I were to ever have a child his name would be Tobi. Mac: after the ever superior Mac cosmetic’s. Tobi ♥ ‘s Mac cosmetics = Tobimac.

Day 03- A picture of you and your friends

Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have

Smoking of course.

(This makes me want one)

Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to:

Wonboyn Lake.

Day 06- Favorite super hero and why

He’s not a serious superhero, but for a cartoon he’s fucking hot.

Xandir P. Wifflebottom.

Day 07- A picture of someone that has had the biggest impact on you

For better or worse he is the greatest influence in my life.

Day 08- Short term goals for this month and why

Sort out my finances (this seems to be an ongoing process).

Day 09- Something you’re proud of in the past few days

Defining my goals for the next 6–12 months.

Day 10- Songs you listen to when you are Happy, Sad, Bored, Hyped, Mad<

1 – Agnetha Faltskog vs Black Eyed Peas – If I Thought You’d Ever Shut Up (RikkiRok vs OranGeFuZzZ Almighty Mix)
2 – Katy Perry – Hummingbird Heartbeat
3 – Toni Braxton – Hit the Freeway
4 – Madonna – Revolver
5 – Agent Provocateur – Red Tape
6 – Anastacia – Left Outside Alone
7 – Delerium – Silence
8 – Enya – Anywhere Is
9 – Everything But The Girl – Mirrorball

Day 11- Another picture of you and your friends

How about just some random pictures of me and some friends?

Day 12- How you found out about OpenDiary and why you made one

I found out through Nick and Ada whom both had one at the time. Both of them still have one but neither of them use it anymore.

Day 13- A letter to someone who has you’ve hurt you recently

Hi Mark.
I know that you will probably get this and throw it away, but I sincerely hope that you read this so that you might understand, at least a little, why I did what I did.

When my ex and I met we’d spend every moment together. If he wasn’t spending the night at my place, then I was at his… and after a month we decided that we’d move in together and stop worrying about whose place we’d go to and just get one of our own.
Then we decided that we’d to his home city, also the city I loved and that captivated my heart a few years earlier. Hindsight is such a wonderful thing. Stupidly I was chasing a time long past with friends that no longer existed in a city that just wasn’t the same.
We settled quickly. I was at home day in and day out, I was constantly looking for work and for friends and for entertainment. For the longest time I had no income and making new friends seemed almost impossible. Worse still I had a partner that was a work-a-holic and seemed to have very little interest in what I did, where I was or my state of mind. I agonized over whether I should tell him I hated it and when I eventually bought the issues up with him, he shrugged his shoulders and said ‘well what can I do about it’. I have not told too many people this but during those last few years I fell into a deep depression; it just seemed that there was no where for me to go and no one to turn to. I have never felt so alone or so isolated. I remember sitting on the lounge looking at the painting on the wall (the one that now hangs over my bed) counting each individual line, shade and color with tears streaming down my face, my heart literally ached from the pain of it all. I had nobody to talk to, nobody to hold my hand or hug me and tell me that it was ok. My new life was miserable.

I can’t and won’t let his happen to you. I can’t let you make me your whole life.
This thought scares me.
I know you’ve said that you love me, but I don’t and I don’t know that this will change. I am in a different place than you at the moment. Our priorities are not the same and rather than drag out what I’m not sure will ever change I did what you said you wanted me to do and I told you.

You’re a wonderful guy Mark and you have a lot of love to offer a guy. You need someone who can give you the time and love and attention that you need, and I’m sorry that I can’t be the one to do that. But you will find him, and you will know that he is the one.

I’m sorry that I can’t be that man.

I’m sorry that I hurt you.

Goodbye and good luck Mark. Xoxo Jaemes.

Day 14- A picture of you and your family

Day 15- Put your iPod on shuffle: First 10 songs that play

1 – Alanis Morissette – Wunderkind
2 – Lady GaGa – Lovegame
3 – Shapeshifters – Lola’s Theme
4 – Kelis – Milkshake
5 – Cher – Strong Enough
6 – Widespread Panic – Burning Down The House (Live)
7 – Deborah Cox vs Anastasia – Mr Lonely vs Left Outside Alone
8 – Beyonce – Gold Member
9 – Kele – Tenderoni
10 – Iio – At The End

Day 16- Another picture of yourself

Day 17- Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why

I would switch lives with Demi Moore, so I could fuck the brains outta Aston Kutcher.

Day 18- Plans/dreams/goals you have

To live a care free life of love and friendship.

Day 19- Nicknames you have; why do you have them

This is a hard one to pronounce. Jumsules.

Ju (like in Jube)

mm (as in mmm penis)

Sules (like mules but with an S – Sules).

Now put it together.

Ju-mm-sules.

Jumsules.

Leigh and Helen gave it to me when I was in highschool. And it stuck.

Day 20- Someone you see yourself marrying/being with in the future

I have NO idea. I’m not ever sure I want to get married. I’m not ever sure I want to have kids. but… people change.

Day 21- A picture of something that makes you happy

Day 22- What makes you different from everyone else

I’m not really different to any other person. I have my own likes and dislikes. That’s what makes me different to other people.

Day 23- Something you crave for a lot

Chocolate and sex. Preferably both at the same time.

Day 24- A letter to your parents

Day 25- What I would find in your bag

Phone, headphones and charger.
Wallet.
1 half-full blister-pack of Nurofen Plus.
Keys.
Reading glasses.
Gucci sun glasses.
1 half packet of Dunhill Finecut White cigarettes.
Receipt for afore mentioned cigarettes.
3 Ansell ultrathin platinum condoms.
A half bottle of Ansell lube.
Rexona deodorant.

Day 26- What you think about your friends

I think the world of my friends, and having been where i’ve been, how close I hold them to my heart. I have only a few, but they are my whole world.

Day 27- Why are you doing this 30 day challenge

I’m not really doing it over 30 days. I’m just going to post all the answers now. Why? To fill the downtime at work.

Day 28- A picture of you last year and now, how have you changed since then?

Then: Now:

For one i’m was thinner and had less grey hair. I don’t look as tired now as I did then, but probably has to do with me being out all night on various stimulants.

Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned

This is a silly question.

Day 30- Who are you?

I am me.

Song for the day: George Michael vs The Ones – Flawless (Go to the City)

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