fml – Open Diary

Crummy last few days…

That Crazy Redhead

August 9, 2021

I just had two shit show days in a row. I thought about not posting, but then, I am nursing a headache and so might as well keep busy to get rid of it. I traded in my 3DS XL for a 2DS XL, but it was defective and so we ended up paying for…

This may or mayn’t explode in 15 secs

Sammy the Disillusioned Gen Xer

May 4, 2021

Hello, I am writing in my second favorite color; Dodger blue. I fucked up royally with the e-mail, playing e-mail roulette if you will. So, here I be. I am in the market for a new phone after I get my bed. IDK what kind of phone. I don't know the first thing about buying…

A Bee in My Bonnet

Sammy Westner

April 22, 2021

I am beyond pissed at G. She got me in trouble with my mom. AGAIN!! This bitch won't STOP!!!! I give up. I am at the end of my rope with that fucking trouble maker. She bangs dead people for shits and giggles.

Shitfuck

Dustbunnies & Ghosts

March 10, 2021

Well, I told you, I'd be back... I am subbed too... My computer went kablooey. It won't turn on.. it's bricked methinks. I have to get a new one.. or whatevs... #fml

Of COVID-19 shots and a desperate need for sleep…

Sleepy Dormouse

February 25, 2021

I'm going to make this short as I need sleep like Trunk needs to be dragged out into the street, shot and stuffed and mounted in some fucking funeral parlour like this chick. https://youtu.be/dl6AbYMDSkg What do you think? Here is another of Oddie's that I like... and yes, I am a morbid fuck... a...