2012

Listen, bitches…

The world is not going to end on December 21st, 2012.

Don’t sell your belongings, put away the generator, and return the duct tape (even if the world was ending, why do this?).

I cannot believe how many people are buying into this nonsense. 

I don’t even know where to start. 

I suppose I should point out that the world was supposed to end in 1996, 2000, and various other years. This, I think, is because humanity is obsessed with its own destruction. That, and we love a good apocalypse story. It’s who we are, it’s what we do. Don’t people who believe in this pause to realize that every generation that has ever lived has thought that they were "it", that it was all ending with them?

I’ve heard that, well, since the Maya calendar "ends" on the above date then the world must end on that day too. This seems to be the main claim by 2012’ers. Well, it just so happens that someone, me, is doing a research paper on the Maya as I type. And I say, as does my textbook and every other thing I’ve read, that the Maya calendar is cyclical. Hence, when one cycle ends, a new one begins. To survive through a complete cycle was also something to be celebrated, not feared. And another thing, while the Maya were advanced for their time in many ways, they weren’t so smart to see that the way they structured their society was doomed from the start. It was incapable of sustaining a growing population that was living well beyond its lands means. Yet, you want me to believe that they foresaw the end of the world 1500 years (give or take a few) into the future but not their own downfall?

Another "reason" why the world is going to end in 2012, is because there is going to be a polar shift. All of a sudden, magically, suddenly, the magnetic field of the north and south poles is going to switch, throwing the globe into chaos. While there’s some evidence that this has happened in the past, and that it probably would end human life, there no evidence that it’ll happen in 2012. And even if it did, polar shifts take place over thousands of years. They don’t just happen. The magnetic field, also doesn’t disappear as many think…it does get more complex though. So, that this is coinciding with the Mayan calendar ending is utter bullshit.

I’ve also heard that there’s this great big planet (like, oh my god, 10 billion times bigger than earth) out there called "Planet X" that is going to appear out of the shadows on that day, slam into the earth knocking it off of its axis and spinning it out into space. The problem I have with this is that If we can see planets in other solar systems, in other galaxies, have satellites patrolling our own galaxy like woah…how the fuck could we miss a whole planet that is supposed to be absolutely massive? Along these lines is the prediction that some asteroid is going to slam into the Earth too in 2012. We’d see this coming too. Right now, we know there’s an asteroid coming at us, it’ll miss us but barely, that’ll pass us in 2029. We know the date and time it’ll pass and it’s exact size. How could we miss one that is supposedly much closer.

Then there are the mystics, the fortune tellers, the (bible) prophecies,…everything is lining up! I don’t know…I don’t ever remember any fortune teller, any prophecy, anyone like that predicting anything with great specificity. It’s all this vague, coded "look for the signs" bullshit that could apply to anything at any time.

But there’s one all important reason that the world is not going to end in 2012. Because I say it’s not, that’s why. And if you read my diary regularly, you know I have a track record for being right 100% of the time. 
So, please, don’t believe the hype, people. And if I’m wrong? Well…I guess we won’t be here for you 2012’ers to say I told you so.

(email forthcoming)

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March 11, 2009

I think the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 because by then nobody will be using anything but electronic calendars anymore. duh. Even old school natives could foresee the palm pilot.

March 11, 2009

I also think that the demise of Circuit City will in the end have had much to do with this.

March 11, 2009

Bahahahaha. I just imagined the earth going on it’s merry way and then suddenly flipping over and everyone smashing into ceilings or floating off into the sky and plans smashing into the ground. It was funny in my head.

March 11, 2009

hummmmm Dang! I have to agree with you 🙂

March 11, 2009

I pretty much read the beginning and the end of this entry. I don’t believe in that shiz either, but I get absurdly paranoid and worked up when I read about it. So, since I really do think it’s all bunk, I simply avoid the subject! I’m a dork; I know this.

March 12, 2009

This is how it will go down: http://www.endofworld.net/

March 12, 2009

oh come on! it’s fun to think that the world will end.

March 12, 2009

this is great. I am going to print it and give it to SM. He makes me watch all the doomesday crap on the History channel. I remember one particular episode on 12-21-12 that said the Mayan calendar wasn’t the only calendar that ended there – something about Copernicus and some other russian dude, I don’t remember, I fell asleep. But it was making an argument for 12-21-12 because it wasn’t just themayans. Eh, whatever. I’ll be pissed if the world ends then because that’s the year child support ends and we’ll finally be on 2 full incomes. I know, I suck.

Tak
March 12, 2009

I am excited to think that the world could end on my 28th birthday. I’ll have a big cake and we’ll have a doomsday party.

March 12, 2009

Not to quibble, but some asteroids don’t leave a spectroscopic imprint. Anyway, I totally was unfazed by the 2012 stuff until I heard a physicist on Nova (I think), make an argument that in 2012 there will be a solar flare that knocks out a bunch of satellites, causing some trouble to the business sector. That, I guess, could lead to an economic depression?

March 12, 2009

This entry ruled. The first line and last paragraph had me rolling! Seriously though, entries like this need to be publicly published. I LOVED THIS cause I so share your viewpoint. That and I laughed like a little bitch. Kudos!

March 12, 2009

Microsoft Windows 2013 will be released on that day and the entire world will suffer a blue screen of death.

March 12, 2009

so i guess in 2012 it’ll be time for us to start building a new temple. i think that’s why that mayans did when a new cycle started. build a new temple or a new temple around a smaller temple…something like that. maybe the world will end because we build to big of a temple and it’ll fall on us and squish us all and the world shall end with a SPLAT!

March 12, 2009

lol, i just heard the other day we’re suppose to have a huge volcanoe that is going to end life in the entire North American continent. 😛

March 12, 2009

If you’re going to be obsessed with the end of the world, TEOTWAWKI is a much more interesting scenario. It’s not really the end of the world, just the collapse of the economy and society and very interesting to theorize what you would need to survive. Sadly, it’s also much more realistic.

Hi
March 12, 2009

The world is going to end when I die. That’s the only absolute I know.

March 12, 2009

People will use any excuse to create drama.

March 13, 2009

I know, seriously. Like we’re even going to make it to 2012.

March 13, 2009

Maybe people are just tired of living on this planet? “Omg is it FINALLY the apocalypse? Jesus I’ve been waiting forever, this is worse than a doctor’s office.”

B+
March 13, 2009

But if I return my duct tape, how will I tape myself to the world when there is no gravity? Wait, gravity has nothing to do with the polar shifts, does it? Hm. Shit, I don’t know what’s funnier to read, your entry or the notes left behind… I vote both, and figure at the rate I am going, I’m going to sleep through the end of the world, anyways.

March 13, 2009

Indeed.

I want Youtube to tape reactions of the crazies on that day. *miss

March 13, 2009

grr enter button. I want Youtube to tape the reactions of the crazies that day. I have a mental image of them all hundled in their basements praying and then nothing. ha ha ha

March 13, 2009

You couldn’t have driven the point home any better with out posting a GBS vid!

ra
March 13, 2009

oooh i’m looking forward to 2029…that should be a visually exciting experience!

March 13, 2009

you make valid points, but it’s hard to get past the fact that you’re writing a paper on this culture and insist on spelling it as ‘the Maya cal.’ instead of The Mayan – with the N, which is it’s proper spelling.

Saw your entry on the front page, and I had to read it. You make excellent points, and I love the comments people left. It made my day 🙂 I did want to comment on the polar shift issue – its my understanding that there is conclusive evidence to the magnetic field shifting in Earth’s history (keep in mind Im not very familiar with this, Im just a college student taking an Earth history/geology…

class, so you could very well be more informed than I am) but from my understanding, there is conclusive proof in the rock record that even shows us what point in history these shifts occured. And it is also my understanding that Earth is over due for another shift, but as far as I know, there is no way of knowing exactly when that shift will occur. I thought it was a sudden shifting, which is…

March 13, 2009

I completely agree with you. When I first heard about all of this stuff, my first thought was, “THE WORLD WILL END ONLY DAYS AFTER I PAY OFF MY FRIST CAR!!!!!” lol I read up on some of it (honestly, it doesn’t interest me that much) and I never came across anything that said the world was going to end – just that their cyclical calendar would end and, “things would change.”

why the evidence is so prominent in the rock record, but maybe Im wrong. Im not sure. But all this rediculous talk about the world will end just because the magnetic field of the Earth will be reversed again is so stupid! In my opinion, the worst this shifting could do is just screw up our electronics for awhile, but most rational people dont seem to think this will happen, so I dont know why…

everyone is freaking out! I guess we all enjoy a good horror story, and whats better than imagining our own destruction? I enjoy listening to the rediculous speculations about how our world will end next.

March 13, 2009

As for Bible prophecy…the Bible says that even Jesus doesn’t know when the world will end…that He’s waiting on God to give Him the ‘go-ahead’ to rapture the Christians. And while, yes, some prophecies from the Bible are coming true NOW, if Jesus Himself doesn’t know when the world will end, I don’t know why people believe the end of an ancient calender depicts the end of the world.

March 13, 2009

Something I read a month or so again said that the Mayans predicted that the last cycle will end in 2012 and there will be no cycles after that point. Then again, I’m sure I’ll read something tomorrow that says Nostradamus predicted that everyone in the world will get a terrible foot fungus in 2010 and it will lead to the ruination of China.

March 13, 2009

Thank you. Someone needed to say this!

March 13, 2009

Haha! You were on the front page, Reader’s Choice. Woot 🙂 and I agree with you, lol.

March 13, 2009

i love quantum leap and tegan and sara! we’re twins!

March 13, 2009

There’s another theory, because on or around that date, all the planets are going to align with the sun, and some part of the milky way, and people are freaking out that there’s going to be so much gravitational force it’s going to destroy us all. C’mon now, didn’t anyone watch the 5th element? It’s all gonna be peachy 😛

March 13, 2009

I have heard all of those theories too. I think worrying about 2012 is like worrying about what God thinks about you while you are masturbating. Who cares? If God wants to talk to you about how you touch yourself when you die, fine…but until then you don’t even know how powerful his telescope is so stop sweating it. People are fat ugly cows. I hate almost all of them.

LOL. I know where your coming from. One of the guys I work with is OBSESSED about the world ending!!! I keep telling him all the nice little facts that you have just relayed…which apparently others can’t wrap their minda around. Good grief. At this rate, I hope the world would end sooner, just so I don’t have to listen to it any more!!!

March 13, 2009

Heh… that’s amusing. This is the first entry I’ve read since typing my own first entry earlier this morning. I’ve got a friend of 16 years or so that’s all into this 2012 thing. ‘course he’s a huge conspiracy theorist anyway… and we enjoy debating. But in the end I agree with you entirely. You should read my entry, we might have similar interests.

March 13, 2009

People must be buying into it more so in Canada than here in the states. It is rarely even talked about over here, except for among the New Age crowd, which we say it’s just going to change a shift in consciousness or do nothing at all. But either way, it’s all just one big marketing ploy like Y2K was. ~*Samantha*~

Tak
March 14, 2009

I want you to know that I tapped my memory of this entry to totally pwn a coworker yesterday. She was going on about the Mayans and I was like, “you think it’s weird they could predict the end of the world but not the end of their own civilization?” and she stopped and was like… “oh”