Joc

Dear Jocelyn,

Hey, dumbass.  You better not think any of this shit is your fault because it’s not alright? You aren’t responsible for my actions get that through your head stupid shit. Anyway, look after my girlfriend for me please, don’t let her be like me yeah?   I’ll be watching u from hell buddy so don’t try shit.  Thank you for staying with me and putting up with my shit since 5th grade you’ve always been such a good friend, one of the best.  I can literally trust you wish anything and you know me better than I know myself.  You’ve always been a silly goofy person and never lose that.  Also, give Dot hell for me ya? They fucked me up and since i’m not there if they start shit talking people fucking scream at them for me buddy, although they might’ve moved by now.  Whatever, enough about them I’m always with you, love you man. God remember when I was Kurapika and you were Leorio?  When we had massive crushes on each other.  Good ol’ days.  Whenever I’d talk about my ass in the gym?  Still gonna have a fatty 6ft under. Me and my fat fucking ass will be waiting for you in hell. 

Your’s truly,

Max