tequila is dangerous

 

 at first, i forgot to put something here.

then i came back and edited something here.

i spent money i don’t have on mcdonalds.

and a double cheeseburger is calling to me from the fridge.

i would like to eat it.

alcohol makes me want to eat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so um, i’m drunk.

but not TOO DRUNK.

ok?!

but anyway, i realize now that I’m drinking tequila (jose cuervo, if that’s spelled right and I’m too lazy to check the bottle) and orange juice… that the little taste I like in a margarita is ACTUALLY THE TEQUILA.

yeah, dangerous.

I could TOTALLY do shots of it and be ok. It’s not DELICIOUS and such, but I like it.

in that "ew this is alcohol and it’s nasty so good’ sorta way.

sorta like watching porn with some creepy old guy with a GIANT REALLY AMAZING PENIS.

*blink*

uhhh, maybe i have watched a few of those.

leave me alone!

maybe it’s nothing like that at all.

baboo is in the shower.

he likes to shower drunk.

i admit, it’s fun.

but he’s also being mean and trying to convince me that I want to go to the gym at 10 in the morning tomorrow. ir eally do NOT.L

he’s supposed to be going to do his own thing all day and i made my own thing all day PLANS.

my brother wants to call my mom.

in a sense I want them to reconcile, but I’m scared he’ll get lured back into living with her and she’ll return to her old crazy ways.

oh whatever.

we’ll see right?

BAH!

I SHOULD GO.

i didn’t mean for that to be in caps.

i could have just edited it.

but i didn’t.

so there.

oh no, baboo is getting out of the shower…

i should go. maybe i’ll be back later.

probably not.

the point of this entry is to say i’ve discovered that i like tequila.

this can lead NOWHERE GOOD.

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October 16, 2009

i liked to shower high

October 16, 2009

I’m getting drunk toooooooo ….

Careful with that tequila, lady. =) Also, now I would kill for a double cheeseburger from McD’s. Ever since I got pregnant my fave meal has been a double cheeseburger and a small vanilla milkshake. I hate vanilla milkshakes, wtf?! So far I’ve managed not to indulge too often. I don’t want Thomas to have to roll me to work in coming months.

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October 17, 2009

*reads one of your noters* Mmm… milk shake…

October 17, 2009

oooh tequila! I have had some good and bad experiences with tequila – sarah puked all over my car after a lot of tequila… it was looovely. Hahah. It’s fun to do shots of, but the smell alone makes me feel kind of ill!

October 17, 2009

tequila was my poison when I was getting drug to the bar every weekend with my friend Jenn. I never drank it mixed, just straight shots no salt no ice no lemon, lime or other bs. haha. People used to look at me like I was insane but I liked the tequila. 🙂

October 17, 2009

Me+tequila=never again. We came to an understanding after the last time it made me pass out after somehow miraculously and mysteriously I got home after drinking. Evil business. For fun, try drinking an ice cold beer whilst having a fabulously hot shower. That is awesome.

October 17, 2009

eeeeeeeee tequila tequila, I hope you feel ok today!

October 17, 2009

Tequila = To kill ya….

October 17, 2009

This can, for sure, lead to no where good. Especially if you’re enjoying JOSE! Yuck!!! hahaha. Cute entry, though. 🙂 Try Patron (mucho better-o!) hehe. xoxo<3

October 17, 2009

You should try Patron (or is it Patrone?) … However it’s spelled. That is a little morepricey but like drinking water. YUM.

I used to drink a hole bottle of Jose Cuervo 1800 in one evening. Ah, those were the days.

I don’t drink tequila anymore. The last time I did I got my best female friend pregnant…..figure THAT one out. Although, I am happy to say my son is almost 10 now.

I love your drunken entries, they are so funny! Hope you and José enjoyed yourselves!

October 18, 2009

tequila is actually an alcohol and I can deal with and drink lol Vodka is nasty and so is everything else, have fun with that! lol

October 18, 2009

Tequila is my friend. Jose and I…we’re tight, although I don’t see him much anymore. Because Bill won’t let me.

October 18, 2009

lol getting drunk sounds like fun but my fave drinking buddys are both in iraq… LAME

October 19, 2009

Tell him he can call if he promises he won’t go back. I’ve heard tequila makes your clothes fall off.

October 19, 2009

lol

October 19, 2009

My and Jose go way back. So much so, I just can’t have any more of him. He makes me sick with the first one. I’ve moved on to bigger and better things. Patron calls for me at all times. 🙂