julia

i went hopping this morning…

ran into a girl who was 25 cents short for her purchase…

i covered the tab…

her name was DeLarohondashaniqua or something…

she had all the charm grace and smokey beauty of a victorian prostitute…

and was just as offended when i asked her not to touch me or speak in my direction…

i paid the quarter to get you out of my way, nothing more…

i am not interested in being your or anyones “baby Daddy”…

you offend me by being…

i wonder if i could have been more tactful…