Your Mother!!

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you. (Or the one you like best.)
 
Name? This one is very complimentary! I’ll take a bit from each:
 
A bodacious beauty with full lips, luscious locks and dark mysterious eyes.
 
So what’s your new girlfriend’s name, bro?"
"Her name’s Teresa"
"Damn, she must be a looker."
"Hands off, she’s mine!"
 
An amazing girl, that will keep surprising you till the end. Smart, funny, caring, tuff, lovable, sexy, DOPE!
Teresa’s kick ass and are hard to find. One should hold on to a Teresa when they find one. Who could ask for more!? ;]
 
Age? 30
Dirty Thirty The age in which it becomes socially unacceptable for a man to ogle and hit on any female under the age of 20. Its just creepy to see a dirty old man (age 30 and over) salivating over a hot young thing (less than 20 years old)!
It didn’t bother me so much when Bill was 29 and hitting on the hot little 19 year-olds, but now that he is dirty thirty, it is just sad to watch.
 
 
What should you be doing? Showering      
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"
 
 
 
Fave Colour? Yellow
 
 The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
  Yellow is the colour that divides edible snow from non-edible snow

 
 
 
Birthplace? Sarnia
 
Chemical Wasteland.
 
 
Place you live now? I’m not saying but I did type it in. I’ll call it my town.
 
FDK means Fucking Dirt Kid, Mostly people from my town  are fdk’s
 
(this is pretty frickin hilarious if you live here.)
 
 
Birth Month? September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can’t wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
 
 
Last person you talked to? Sawyer
Someone who frequents the plains regions of northern canada constantly searching for grizzlies to make his bitch.
Also someone who can grow the most epic mustache known to man. dont fuck with this gangsta or he’ll whip out his bear moves and colorado crater your shit!
Sawyer is also an uber sensitive nice guy who enjoys poetry and oil painting.
Guy 1: Who left the dead grizzly in the living room?
Guy 2: That bear was talkin shit about sawyers little sister…big mistake!
 
 
One of your nicknames? Sweety
A cute nickname for a boy to call his girlfriend. Someone who calls their girlfriend ‘sweety’ usually has no lust for her, just affection or love.
 
(I hope not!)
 
 
Last thing you ate? Granola Bar
 
The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.
Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon.
 
girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that’ll totally clear things up for her.
 
 
Your job? Freelance Writer
 
Hired Gun is a freelancer, usually a freelance writer.
I’d rather write for myself, but my work as a hired gun pays the rent.
 
Mother
 
Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What’s that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like…your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"