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I have been feeling the love

NoLimitations
June 12, 2022
These friends of mine, I got free paint for my closet, it is white. Got free dinner pizza and chicken.  Salads for the next day. I got a free grill to make some hamburgers and Hot Dogs. I was offered free fruit to grow. Free Unsweetened tea. I got to spend quality time talking with…
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What day of the week do fish hate most?

That Crazy Redhead
July 9, 2021
Fry-day. *rimshot* That's your joke for the day. 🙂 I am really hot for some reason.  I had some oatmeal for breakfast, but that shouldn't have been it, it is so hot out in the quiet room. Stuffy too. I don't like the heat, it makes me very uncomfortable. I could never live in the…
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Today is my unbirthday!

Sammy Westner
April 1, 2021
Ever hear of that? If not, have a link! So, yeah... April Fools Day is my unbirthday. I chose that bc I love doing weird shit on that day, like screaming for no reason. I have a scream queen shriek, they can be heard all throughout the house, I was once in the bathroom on…
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Sarcasm and lots more..

Samantha Josephine the Ssssassy Sssslytherin
December 18, 2020
  I saw that in Framasphere. Decided to share... I think it's hilarious. Gotta love sarcasm eh? Maybe not to Trunk supporters but whatever.. right? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3O4J4DH4tyo This song is beautiful and sad at the same time. I think I like Paul and John the same.   It's fr...
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Oh my..

Samantha Josephine the Ssssassy Sssslytherin
September 19, 2020
Just a Saturday pun for y'all. Sammy Stay chill.  
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