Emo Eating and 7 yr olds with girlfriends!

You know, I’ve sneezed like NINETY times already. ugh.

So if anyone remembers SFG. She is a girl that I dislike greatly.

And she needs to leave my bf alone. just sayin.

Anyway, I’m once again trying to calm down from something that has ruffled my feathers… and add that to the fact that I have to deal with Eddie later is making me all mad. It makes me want to eat.

pizza.

and ice cream.

and a brownie.

SO BAD.

It would taste so good just piled up on a giant plate while i sat on my bed like jabba the hut with some hot guy in a loin cloth chained to me and a yipping little puppy (it’s my interpretation damn it!) and a giant screen tv….

mmm.

pizza….

ohhh emo eating. go away!

Voice of reason says: go home monique! have your salad which will be delicious! and then dance! dance till you cant’ dance no mo!!!! If you wanna be semi hot on your birthday you must do it now!!!

(I can’t believe I"m in the final days of my 20’s… it’s making me feel really depressed…)

I just hope I can throw the check at this boy and run.

Can you believe he wanted CASH.

uhhh dude. pull out the crack pipe PLEASE.

First: I can’t pull $1400 bucks out of the ATM and I don’t have to go to a bank. I can only get out 300 a day…

Second:Even if I did go to a bank… I’m not carrying that much money around with me in downtown L.A. you fool!

Third: Learn how to go to a bank and cash a damn check if you want the freakin money you idiot. The fact that YOU don’t want a paper trail is NOT my concern.

Idiot.

He is dumb and really, I’m just writing him checks and not worrying about his weird desire to have cash. He wants me to go every day and pull out money to get his rent to him. I’m not doing that. It’s so fucking ANNOYING.

god.

why is this happening?!

I don’t want to move for another 2 years if I can help it. but if this turns into a giant pain, my ass might be looking again next year. But there are a LOT of apartments in the area so I hope that if and when I do move, I can stay around there so my kids can stay in the same school.

Did I mention Jonathon has a girlfriend? *sigh*

He does.

He’s 7.

What the hell.

He is pretty cute though. I have a serious heartbreaker on my hands.

ugh.