#dieting

               My other life changing goal: Keeping my house clean enough for guests to stop by at any time. I want to start the "20 minutes a day" cleaning routine. I will do a major clean twice a month to mop all the floors and such. but I think...

      Oh hell yeah bitches! 9 days! what the who? what the hay?! what tha howwwww?! ?! ?! booyaka! Dexter is flying like a snail with wings! I'm done. Really. Yes! Vegas is right around the corner. Please pray for my period to start like NOW so I don't have to think or…

      WHAT IS THIS?!!! LESS THAN 2 WEEKS? ELEVEN DAYS YOU SAY?! Well hot diggity dog on a skillet! (Excited much?) Alrighty! Monday! Wooo! Not. Ugh. I don't know. I slept ok, but I kept waking up freezing cold with no blankets on me. Baboo has become a blanket AND bed hog...

      Hellooo Dexter! Lookin good! Fly Snail! Fly!!!!! 23 Days. and counting... So my hair is cute today. I should have taken a picture. It was REALLY CUTE before I went out into the wind. I experimented with my flat iron and curling up the ends (and straightening the parts that ha...

Tuesdays feel like Wednesdays. It's not fair. Anyway... Interesting night last night. Nothing happened as planned really. I went to Ralphs and went crazy buying asian spices and sauces. I need to get sesame seeds and sesame oil and I'll have a freakin asian cooking set up fo sho! I brok...

      Fly Dexter! Flyyyyyy.... (28 days and counting....) So Happy Friday Peeps and Poops! I'm very happy for this day. I get to pick up my kids and we'll probably play card games tonight. Tomorrow it's up early (around 8, that's early for a saturday damn it!) and to the evil Wal M...

Ok, so my boobs are really annoying me right now and I must rant about it. First of all, if you need to know, they aren't that huge. I can make a B cup look decent on a good day, but most of the time they waver between a large A and a deflating B. deflating *sigh*…

La la la, I'm looking at the nutritional info for PF Changs. La la la, I go to look at the salad I want. LA LA *HACK COUGH CHOKE FALL ON THE FLOOR WRIGGLE AND PASS OUT* it has over NINE HUNDRED calories. MORE CALORIES THAN OVER HALF THE MENU. One salad, is ONE serving, so it's…

      I'm pulling myself up by my bootstraps! I have craisins! they are so tangy. i love them. they taste good in oatmeal... and muffins... and trail mix... and just alone. ohhh craisinaliciousness! why am i soluting shriveled up cranberries? I have no idea. hmmm... so.... I e...

  Well... what a weekend. I was very drunk in my last entry (and there was molestation!) but a lot of the night was a blur. rewind... zwip zwip zwip (that's a rewinding sound!) Friday around 10 I got a call from my step mother that my sister had been in a car accident and I…