I’m pulling myself up by my bootstraps!
I have craisins!
they are so tangy. i love them.
they taste good in oatmeal… and muffins… and trail mix… and just alone.
why am i soluting shriveled up cranberries?
I have no idea.
I ended up having hot cocoa for breakfast. don’t hate!
someone gave me a snickerdoodle (so fresh, it was so good!) so that was part of breakfast too.
bad breakfast, yes, but within my calories? YES!
there is a pesky gnat bothering me.
It’s friends were bothering me yesterday.
They all need to leave me alone!
I have a gnat phobia. I’ve linked to the entry before… but i can’t find the entry and the search function NEVER WORKS.
sometimes i think it’s cuz my diary is so huge.
WHATEVER OD SIX POINT OHHHHHH!!!
Anyway, lets just say I hate gnats and they hate me and I think there is a gnat counsel and they have a vendetta to torment me forevaaaah!
I read somewhere that craisins weren’t that good cuz you couldn’t eat that many, but I just had a 100 cal pack and it was more than enough craisiny goodness.
i should stop talking about craisins!
more things i can’t remember to write.
anybody got anything I can write about?
what’s my lunch countdown? Oh 1.5 hours.
and work countdown? 6.75 hours.
lunch is gonna be tasty.
I really wish baboo wasn’t sick. He’s been in my bed several days and I have not had one bit of his penis in my vagina (I almost wrote glory hole. hahahahah! eep!). I did give him a drunken blowjob, but not the same.
and i don’t feel right trying to get him to put out when he’s all sick.
next week i’ll be closed for the monthly renovations so I’ll get nothing.
He’s not coming over tonight, so I’ll masturbate a lot.
why don’t I masturbate when he’s there? Cuz… it’s weird and I can’t focus enough to get off. I have to REALLY BE IN THE ZONE to get my rocks off (and I’ve grown really reliant on some good porn to get me going… and he always seems weird when I turn on porn) and if someone is observing it throws me off.
unless I’m drunk.
and then obviously I orgasm and fall on the floor.
and wiggle around for several minutes not wanting to get up.
guess I’ll go work.
i read all my favs.
I really wish the zombies would take over already.
then I wouldn’t have to work,
I’d just have to survive with my giant gun and my machete and my ax and metal baseball bat and my traveling band of zombie exterminators!
who wants to join me!!!!