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lucky penny spaghetti

Chaosbride
October 13, 2009
                     I just found a lucky penny on the ground! I hope it's truly that!                         So last night I was gonna make sausage spaghetti. It's become...
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Zombieland!!!!!

Chaosbride
October 5, 2009
Hi, this is a box thing I've been seeing around. It's pretty cute. I'm using it. You don't like it? I don't care! I need to change my colors so they look like autumn...              Ok, so HOW COULD I FORGET MY ZOMBIELAND REVIEW?! jeesh, my brains! So Baboo...
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Zombies hate blueberry muffins!

Chaosbride
October 5, 2009
Hello little box. *smoosh* Why yes, that was my boobie.          Thirty minutes till lunch. Guess what I have? It's not a muffin! I'd be so jazzed  if I could have a GIANT COSCO BLUEBERRY MUFFIN RIGHT NOW. I'd probably even settle for a apple crumble one... or even c...
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another bad idea: Zombie Bites Mid-Orgasm

Chaosbride
August 30, 2009
Ok, I need to write things out. I'm forgetting what happened this weekend. Uhh... Friday. So I went to the school and discovered that I would have to go to Lancaster to get the transfer paperwork... Oh crap, I need to see if I can get a copy of my proof of residency paperwork. The ...
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eeeeenteresting

Chaosbride
June 22, 2009
Interesting day already. Not GOOD... just interesting. First thing I see in my e-mail is a message that the early retirement program they were trying to put in place to prevent lay offs and the mandatory furlough (days without pay) that would cut our wages by 10% is very close to being approved. ...
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Sex and Insanity

Chaosbride
June 11, 2009
Well... I don't even know where to begin. As my title says, last night was full of Sex and Insanity. This entry will contain descriptions of both. So if you're not into reading the sex stuff, skip the parts that are red. *and perhaps pink* but please DO read the insanity parts in green. OK,…
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Oh No Zombies! Pass the Vodka!!!!

Chaosbride
April 8, 2009
      Damn Dexter. Work what what ya mama gave ya! 8 DAYS!!!!! I never thought I'd see you, *sniff sniff* Oh Dexter *sniff sniff*, so far along in the grass towards the end of the line. Right beyond that last little green blade... is a PARTY!!!! WOOO!!!! I think I'm gonna be t...
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I want to fall face first into a plate of pizza!

Chaosbride
April 7, 2009
I'm in such a mood right now. i'm tired and ugh. I'm also still full from lunch. And I just wish I could go home and fall into my bed and sleep for 12 hours and be happy. But noooo... I'll go home and be  HUNGRY.  Then I'll fall into the TV trap. (I MIGHT do some…
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clothes stores suck, boob sweat, mm mojitos!

Chaosbride
April 7, 2009
      Oh hell yeah bitches! 9 days! what the who? what the hay?! what tha howwwww?! ?! ?! booyaka! Dexter is flying like a snail with wings! I'm done. Really. Yes! Vegas is right around the corner. Please pray for my period to start like NOW so I don't have to think or…
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TMI Time!!!!

Chaosbride
April 7, 2009
Damn I have to pee. Ok, so with that first line I think I'm just gonna write a gross TMI entry that everyone will cringe at and think "why is she sharing this crippity crap?!" Anyway, ok, so my bladder is FULL and as soon as I hit save, i'm gonna pee. (but not on myself,…
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