Bicycle Built for Two

*taps mike* Hello? Is this thing on? Well well, it has been quite awhile now, hasn't it? Sometimes when it's been so long, I don't even know where to begin; part of me thinking that the right now is the proper place to begin--the other part feeling compelled to update on months-gone-by, or to reh...

me: *looks at husband* husband: *grins stupidly* me: *grins stupidly back* what are you buying? husband: *still grinning* lights me: lights for what? husband: for the car me: for where in the car? husband: for the front of the car me: you just bought lights for the car. i asked you to wait a year...

bullets: I was hired at Fabulous as a line cook, and quit Italian in late September I dropped a class last semester, which due to financial and scheduling issues I can't take this semester either. Long story short, I'm only one class and now another 9 months away from graduating *le sigh* Randy a...

Army of Women. Avon and the Dr. Susan Love Research organization are trying to recruit one million American women to take part in a massive research study on breast cancer. It doesn't matter if you've had breast cancer, are at high risk for breast cancer, or are 100% completely healthy. It doesn'...

Daisy, Daisy Give me your answer true. I'm half-crazy all for the love of you It won't be a fancy marriage I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of my bicycle built for two