I Got Nothin

I typed and erased 3 titles because they all sounded stupid. I said out loud to the cat, “I got nothin” and BOOM a title was born.

Okay, do y’all get the Farmersonly.com commercials where you live? They are the lamest fucking things I’ve ever seen but damn if that’s not a catchy jingle! “You don’t have to be lonely at Farmers Only dot com…” That shit gets stuck in my head and I’ll just randomly sing it through out the day like a freak.

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow, or any day for that matter. I like my job and everything, I just like my house and my weekend bras better. My work bras are very structured and suffocating. Whoever said big boobs were a plus never had to lug a set around all damn day. Even after losing 118 pounds these bitches are big. I want all the plastic surgery. Boob lift, tummy tuck, upper arm lift and a little bit of lipo and I’d be aces. I’d also be broke and in a shitload of debt so sagging and draggin is how Ima be until I win the lottery.

I watched part of the Grammys tonight. Wanna know how I know I’m old? I didn’t know who a lot of the people nominated were. I really only watched them for Pink. She’s the bees knees and she didn’t disappoint.

For fucks sake my neighbor is loud. She has this high pitched cackling laugh and gives ZERO fucks how loud she is. This bitch lives across the way and 2 apartments over and she is still louder than my fucking tv. I was on the phone with my sister and she could hear her through the phone! I don’t say anything unless its after 11pm and I’m trying to sleep. I have no qualms yelling “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” out the bedroom window. I have to get up at 5:30 in the morning, a bitch needs her sleep.

I have an overwhelming sense of ickiness right now. I don’t know what my damage is but I need to get over it before tomorrow. It makes for a long day at work when I’m in a pissy mood.

This entry blows. Sorry. I just kind of word vomited all over the page. Sorry.