Hi, my name's Dan, "Dnager" Whitehead, but you can call me dan. I like surfing, and playing tennis and women! I'm very very single, and please don't mind say hello to me. I am owner of a ferrari 8gtgs and i live in los santos, missouri.
A little biography that a dear friend wrote for me:
Dan "Danger" Whitehead is a 115-year-old former kitchen assistant who enjoys golf, painting and spreading fake news on Facebook. He is curious and superluxurious, but can also be very too kind and a bit too good at being dangerous. He is addicted to video games, something which a friend pointed out when he was 18. The problem intensified in 1929. Dan has lost five jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: admin assistant, sales assistant at office supplies store, local activist, extra and gym assistant. He is Argentinian who defines himself as straight. He has a degree in food science. He is allergic to eggs. Physically, Dan is in good shape. He is very short with bronze skin, blonde hair and brown eyes. He has Due to the video games, Dan looks older than his actual age. He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk. He is currently married to Claire Tia Wilkinson. Claire is 13 years older than him. Dan has one child with ex-girlfriend Margaret: Harper aged 77.
Favourite Website: onlyfanse.com
Phone Number: 01189998819991197253
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