I'm a formerly divorced, now married again guy, living life to the fullest, and enjoying every day as if it were my last.

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Your Sh!t Don’t Stink

May 16, 2019
I was born with a sensory deficiency. I only have about 20% sense of smell compared to the average person. That’s right. My olfactory ability is severely impinged. This is both bad and good. The good; I don’t know what farts smell like. The bad; I think MY farts don’t smell all that bad. Of…
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Recent Entries

  • Lock Picking Chronicles: Mastering The Pick
    April 11, 2019
    As you may recall from my entry before this, My Stuff Is NOT Safe, I started a new hobby of lock picking. I picked my very first lock, the pad lock that I use at the gym to keep my valuables safe, in under 2 minutes. Well, I decided to ratchet up the challenge. Instead of…
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  • Warded Locks Are Trash
    April 1, 2019
    In my latest obsession with lock picking, I've learned that "warded" locks, like the in the featured image on the left, are very easy to open even without lock picking tools. As you can see in the video below, you can even pick them by bending a piece of wire and inserting it into the…
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  • My Stuff Is NOT Safe
    March 28, 2019
    I've been watching the LockPickingLawyer on YouTube for a few weeks. I'm amazed how he can pick just about any lock. So, I bought a beginners lock picking set, complete with a plastic, see-through lock for practicing. I practiced with it for about 20 minutes before I wanted to try it on a real lo...
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  • Flu Shot
    December 20, 2018
    This year was the first year ever that I got a flu shot, ever. After 7 days in flu hell last year, I decided to go for it this year, even though I almost never get the flu. Ironically, I'm sick right now and not with the flu. It looks like my Wolverine-like immune system…
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  • Ale vs Lager vs Stout
    October 18, 2018
    I was recently telling someone that I like ale beer but not lager beer...until I realized that it was stout that I didn't like, and I DO like ales and lagers. That left me trying to remember what the different was between ales and lagers. TO THE THE GOOGLES! I found this site that said…
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  • Cinco de Mayo with the ladies
    May 7, 2018
    Cinco de Mayo was a blast. The featured picture is my wife book-ended by good friends. The Hacienda was PACKED! Wall-to-wall peoples! I dropped Linda off and went to park...a half mile away. Apparently, I burnt 4873 calories walking back and forth to my car. Silver lining and all that, peeps! 😂 I...
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  • The Heat Is On, A Programmer’s Tale
    April 13, 2018
    My wife, like me, is a computer programmer. She's been with her current employer for 17 years. A year ago they hired a new CIO (head of the entire IT department). The CIO they brought in is...not a good person. At some point he decided that he didn't want an IT department, so he decided…
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  • Death Stare
    March 22, 2018
    We've lived in our current house for two and a half years. We bought this house in part because, even though it's in a subdivision, there is nothing directly behind our back yard except what I loving call "The Grand Canyon". There's about 150-200 yards of open area between our back yard fence and...
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  • Video Arcade Black Hole
    March 16, 2018
    Today on Facebook a question was posed "What Arcade Game Did You Spend The Most Money Playing On?" My answer was immediate and without a doubt; "Tempest". Has anyone ever played this game in an arcade? When I lived in NYC in the early 80s, I spent HOURS a day at Grand Central's Arcade playing&hel...
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